postcanonsoccer

[postcanonsoccer]

saginuma: nothing in life is free. hiroto: love is free! midorikawa: adventure is free. reina: knowledge is free. nagumo: everything is free if you take it without paying.

#inazuma eleven #ina11 #inaire #saginuma osamu #kiyama hiroto #kira hiroto #midorikawa ryuuji #yagami reina #nagumo haruya #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod beta 💝😈

[postcanonsoccer]

kurosaki: everyone, synchronize your watches. namikawa: i don't know how to do that. yukimura: i don't wear a watch. hakuryuu: time is a construct.

#noa talks: sneaking in a random headcanon that yukimura has a really horrible sense of time but would rather die than wear a watch #inazuma eleven #inazuma eleven go #ina11 #kurosaki makoto #namikawa rensuke #yukimura hyouga #hakuryuu #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod beta 💝😈

[postcanonsoccer]

atsuishi: have you seen a person named 'Nagumo Haruya' around here? suzuno: ugh, yes. they made a horrible mess of the blood fountain. natsuhiko: it looks fine to me? suzuno: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

#inazuma eleven #ina11 #inaire #atsuishi shigeto #suzuno fuusuke #netsuha natsuhiko #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod beta 💝😈

[postcanonsoccer]

sangoku, driving hamano and kurama: so, how was your day? hamano: we almost got surprise adopted! sangoku: what? kurama: we almost got kidnapped. sangoku: oh, okay. sangoku: *slams on the brakes* WAIT WHAT?!

#inazuma eleven #inazuma eleven go #ina11 #sangoku taichi #hamano kaiji #kurama norihito #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod beta 💝😈

[postcanonsoccer]

aphrodi: 'person of interest' is almost too flattering. aphrodi: like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'a man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' i'd be like, 'moi? oh, do go on.'

#inazuma eleven #ina11 #inaire #afuro terumi #aphrodi #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod beta 💝😈

[postcanonsoccer]

ichihoshi: so apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

#inazuma eleven #ina11 #areori #ichihoshi hikaru #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod beta 💝😈

[postcanonsoccer]

hakuryuu: dandelions symbolize everything i want to be in life taiyou: fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? hakuryuu: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. yukimura: edible

#inazuma eleven #inazuma eleven go #ina11 #hakuryuu #amemiya taiyou #yukimura hyouga #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod beta 💝😈

[postcanonsoccer]

fei: let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me saru: okay, but in my defense, zanark bet me 50 cents i couldn't drink all that shampoo. fei: that's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

#inazuma eleven #inazuma eleven go #ina11 #fei rune #saryuu evan #saru #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod beta 💝😈

[postcanonsoccer]

Store Worker: would a mx. fubuki shirou please come to the front desk? shirou, arriving at the desk: hello, is there a problem? [ the poor store worker points at a pouting atsuya and nae ] Store Worker: i believe they belong to you? atsuya and nae, simultaneously: We got lost :( shirou: i didn't even bring you guys here with me-

#inazuma eleven #ina11 #areori #fubuki shirou #fubuki atsuya #shiratoya nae #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod beta 💝😈

[postcanonsoccer]

[ gandales and rodan are doing something absurdly dangerous ] gandales: i think houdini did something like this once! why, if i recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time! rodan, deadpan: well that's encouraging.

#inazuma eleven #inazuma eleven go #ina11 #gandales baran #rodan gasgus #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod beta 💝😈

[postcanonsoccer]

yukimura: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine yukimura: i became more evil if you're curious tenma: we're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still! yukimura: i'm going to get worse on purpose

#inazuma eleven #inazuma eleven go #ina11 #yukimura hyouga #matsukaze tenma #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod beta 💝😈

[postcanonsoccer]

nagumo: i am not out of control! i'm a law abiding citizen! aphrodi: really? name one law nagumo: Don't kill people? aphrodi: that's on me. i set the bar too low.

#noa talks: she would kill people #inazuma eleven #ina11 #inaire #nagumo haruya #afuro terumi #aphrodi #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod beta 💝😈

[postcanonsoccer]

hiroto: if i'm really as evil as you say i am, then have the gods strike me down where i stand. *lightning strikes hiroto* hiroto: ha! nice try, jackass! next time, give it your A-game!

#noa talks: I FORGOT TO QUEUE SOME MORE QUOTES HELP ? #inazuma eleven #ina11 #areori #kira hiroto #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod beta 💝😈

[postcanonsoccer]

hamano: well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

#inazuma eleven #inazuma eleven go #ina11 #hamano kaiji #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod beta 💝😈

[postcanonsoccer]

after the events of orion 16:

asuto: in my defense, i was left unsupervised. kirina: wasn't ichihoshi with you? ichihoshi: in my defense, i was also left unsupervised.

#inazuma eleven #ina11 #areori #inamori asuto #hiura kirina #ichihoshi hikaru #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod beta 💝😈

[postcanonsoccer]

atsuya: you're starting to look like me more and more every day— nae: *bursts into tears* atsuya: why are you crying?! nae: you're ugly! i don't want to look like you! *sobs*

#inazuma eleven #ina11 #areori #fubuki atsuya #shiratoya nae #atsunae #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod beta 💝😈

[postcanonsoccer]

sousuke: why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water? yoshihiko: because your toast would get soggy!

#inazuma eleven #inazuma eleven go #ina11 #taki sousuke #taki yoshihiko #taki brothers #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod beta 💝😈