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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

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I'm a primate why am I not allowed to climb trees in public

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inhaling an entire packet of sherbet lemons like my life depends on it, my tongue is raw and I spit acid

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how to get an engineering degree: go to exam week fuelled on luck, whimsy, and hubris alone

#i've cracked the code #knowing the content is just a mindset #yes this is exactly what I said on discord don't call me out #marine engineering #engineering #exams #why am i tagging this #literally just my bullshit thoughts

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how many of you wanted to shag this fella in 2002

#I know some of you did #or do #I know too many monsterfuckers #treasure planet #mr scroop #there's a tag for him I'm afraid to explore

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"uni is gonna be the best three years of your life"

and I'm goin ta BEAT ye over the head with textbooks for the REMAININ THREE MINUTES a yours; you decrepit, stinkin, prune of eternal misery

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Cars storyboard art is the greatest thing ever

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shower thought: uhoh no more shanpoo

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shower thought: uhoh no more shanpoo

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I have an old Lightning toy that is rubbery and hollow.

So basically

I can squish him in my hand like a stress ball

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your boy is HUNGRY

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my life would be improved by having a bizarre and confusing friendship with the russian assassin my father trained

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"this is why gay people don't know how to flirt, they grew up watching this"

#bbc merlin

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made prolonged eye contact with a squirrel today, feel as if I've entered some sacred contract

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I was in a submarine with my parents and their coworkers, until it got attacked for no reason and it started flooding, while GFDI Dave played on the speakers. We drowned.

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monkey so funny we put him in a bong and smoked him .sorry