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porkbeverage · 1 day
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I’d say this is the most cursed comic I’ve made, but that’s probably wrong(here’s where those tags come from, in case anyone’s interested)
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porkbeverage · 6 days
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porkbeverage · 6 days
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Hi there! I’m interested in how the meaning of "potato bug" varies by region, so I'm running a very short (~1 minute), anonymous survey to find out!
---SURVEY LINK---
You can complete the survey even if you've never heard of "potato bugs" before (but please indicate as much when prompted). Also, please be aware that the survey includes several photos of insects, so I'd advise against taking it if you're squeamish about bugs
Thanks and have a great day! :)
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porkbeverage · 8 days
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porkbeverage · 9 days
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Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.
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porkbeverage · 13 days
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melli is such a hater
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porkbeverage · 13 days
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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
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porkbeverage · 16 days
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Don’t think I’ve posted this yet
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porkbeverage · 17 days
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vultures amirite?
og image below the cut
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porkbeverage · 17 days
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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3
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porkbeverage · 18 days
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porkbeverage · 19 days
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porkbeverage · 19 days
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enjoying baked beans with can-opener smoothdream
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porkbeverage · 21 days
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Visual recreation of the nightmare I had last night. The longer we made eye contact the more nauseous I felt.
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porkbeverage · 23 days
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The urge to bother my mutuals
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porkbeverage · 24 days
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Came across this comic by Jennscomics and just couldn't resist lol
Original comic and concept not mine, I just drew a Pokemon parody/version of it
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porkbeverage · 24 days
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I squeezed bread
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