poptimus-prime

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god I fuckign love ocs. my characters. my friend's characters. the characters of mutuals ive never spoken to. the characters of artists ive followed and maybe spoken to a little more. the characters of complete strangers I see in passing and think "aw that's cool". if you have ten fans I am one if you have one fan it is me etc etc. I love you

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Sorry to come back from the grave to post this, but I'm not a Ratchet RP blog and I don't appreciate being called Ratchet by people I don't know.

Please stop.

#daphnis.docx #Friends can call me Ratty or Ratchet but strangers doing it gives me the yucky feeling #I know I joke about being a Ratchet Kinnie but plz #My name is Daphnis

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I should watch TFP again TBH.

#daphnis.docx

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Sorry gang works been very busy and also new hyperfixation (tf2)

#daphnis.docx #I am on a fundraising committee #Next week I am going to a conference for Educational Opportunity Personnel #I am planning a very large event #I am chasing children down for their paperwork #U know how it is #Also grabbing the new poor meow meow (Sniper) in my fist and shaking him aggressively

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So I'm home sick with either a cold or a flare-up of my chronic pain hitting me at full force (kinda hard to tell bc I get a runny nose and a fever either way) and been having dumb little daydreams about meeting a Cybertronian again.

It's mostly just smth I can do when I'm in bed kinda unable to do much.

I just think it would be kinda fucking funny if I was working with a kid and then found out that the "parent" I've met is actually their giant robot friend and I just sit there like. Hm. Just another Tuesday.

#daphnis.docx

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Consulted his stepmother (my wife) and she said it should be a kinda Ravage situation so he will just be kitty but arguably sentient and also belong to Mimas.

Probably won't be a casette tho bc Mimas isn't a cassette deck in either of its alts.

Also probably gonna call him Shadowpaw or some other Warrior Cat ass name so he's not confused with the amazing nonbinary owl child.

Nightshade (my cat) is a little fucking bastard who bites my asscheek and tries to tear my sweater to shreds so obviously this means that I need to make him into a Beastformer bc he has a very Big Personality.

#daphnis.docx

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Nightshade (my cat) is a little fucking bastard who bites my asscheek and tries to tear my sweater to shreds so obviously this means that I need to make him into a Beastformer bc he has a very Big Personality.

#daphnis.docx #Last night he slept in the bend of my legs RIGHT against my ass and the fucker BIT ME when I shifted a little to adjust my blanket #Also I buy him so many toys. Every monthly target run for toiletries results in me buying a toy for him #But half the time he just wants to play with my sweater #This is like. A street cat my grandma let me adopt if I paid for him to be neutered. #We ASSUME he was feral because there's a feral we think is his brother that we're trying to trap neuter release #But he's so docile and loves to be held and pet and come into the house #Idk he wasn't chipped when he was taken to be snipped so it's free cat if he belonged to someone #They let him run around flea ridden and skin and bones so

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imagine one of those country songs that's all "no more women I'm in love with my truck" but as the song progresses it becomes increasingly clear that the lyrics are describing a literal gay relationship with Optimus Prime

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🐰 yiu can be intimidating when you wanna be, but you are still barely intimidating.

Growling at the table leg and biting in order to scare the hoes (people who piss me off) etc etc.

#daphnis.docx #asks

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I feel like I'm 10 again honestly. (Positive)

#daphnis.docx #Sonic Movie 3 AND Sonic x Shadow Generations comes out this year #I am considering buying a Nintendo Console secondhand #Redesigned my db OC and realized how funny it is that she has very similar beats to Stormy #IDK I feel really emotional about it bc 10 year old Daphnis was REALLY going through it #And now I get kind of a do-over without fear #But now with Transformers Crossovers to the teeth

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Getting ready to go through my day of wrangling middle schoolers while having some sort of mystery illness (not COVID, I checked twice) by calling my Monster Energy synth en and saying "hoo-ah" quietly to myself each time I answer an email.

#daphnis.docx

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Bulkhead: Jackie, please…I'm begging you to see Ratchet.

Wheeljack: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

#tfp bulkhead #tfp wheeljack #bulkjack

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🐹 (lovingly :] )

TBH the only reason why the mouse bothers me (and bother is far too strong a word) is bc I am very bunnycore and it sucks the mouse is the bottom rung instead of the bunny.

#daphnis.docx #asks

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🐹 sorry bestie

TBH, don't say sorry. I left my desire to be genuinely intimidating in the sands of time.

U should, however, be a little scared if I am writing angst. >:3c

#daphnis.docx #asks

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How Intimidating Am I?

Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”

Send 🐰 for barely intimidating

Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating

Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating

Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating

Send 🐯 for very intimidating

Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”

#ask games #Is funni

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(139) Today's tf fic idea is that—hear me out—Optimus Prime gets a rest.

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Here's my piece for the To Be Gentle Zine hosted by @allsparkzines! It features TFP Optimus and the human kiddos meeting a rather prickly little critter.

I did my best and that's what matters.

Title: Nature Walk

Word Count: 950

It was a warm evening in early summer, and Optimus was grateful for a wave of peace. He continued on, making sure the children were still nearby. They were scaling the hills beside him as he walked, the slope not too steep and eventually leaving them at around eye level to him. 

He smiled to himself as he watched them all chatter among themselves, and how Jack and Miko would walk slowly to allow Raf to keep up on his little legs. Something about the mundane nature on Earth spoke to his spark; it refreshed him and made him more resolute to fight for it. 

He wished it didn’t take the war to get here, but he wouldn’t trade these moments for anything.

He pauses to take a look at some flowers on a tree, slightly wilted as they prepare to become fruits. He finds himself fixated on the mottled pink petals that are now dry and wrinkled, and he wishes his hands weren't so big that it would be nearly impossible to touch them.

“Hey, Optimus, check this out.” Jack interrupted his train of thought. He looked over to see the teen pointing at a tree in the near distance, though upon further inspection it was clear that he wanted Optimus to see the bird perched on one of its strong branches. It cawed out loudly, flapping its wings to resettle.

It was a beautiful bird, Optimus thought, noting its striking burnt orange tail. He racked his memory for the name of this bird, this hawk more specifically.

“I believe this one is called a red-tailed hawk.” He responded with a small smile, watching Miko take pictures on her phone. “Though, it seems to be a bit of a misnomer, because I have never seen one with a truly red tail.

“Seems pretty red to me.” Miko hummed out her observation. 

“You’ve seen lots of them?” Raf asked Optimus with wide eyes, flapping his hand a little. 

“Of course, I frequently come out to this part of this landmass. This is where many of them live.” Optimus explained. “I haven’t seen many of them in Jasper.”

“Yeah, they don’t live out there.” Raf sighed. “Unless the zoo counts.”

“I understand.”

Optimus and the children continued on, talking about the various animals Optimus had run into—polar bears and penguins, tigers and elephants, and his favorite—the moose. 

“I hope we’ll see a moose.” Miko said to Optimus. “I heard they’re so big and kinda epic.”

“I believe we are a little too far south to see a moose.” Optimus admitted. “But we will see.”

“Why is that your favorite animal?” Jack asked, more curious than anything else.

“…I’ve never really stopped to think about that.” Optimus admitted. “Do I really need a justification for why?”

“No, not really.” The teen answered back. “People just have different reasons for how they define a favorite animal. Sometimes that’s interesting to hear about.”

“Hm…” Optimus thought hard as they walked. He remained quiet for a few minutes before speaking again. “I suppose I appreciate how protective they are of their offspring.”

“You would say something like that.” Miko snorted a little, delighted in how much of a softie this giant robot was. 

“Well, it's the truth.” Optimus insisted, pausing as he heard the rustle of the bush nearby. His audials slowly turned back, almost apprehensive. The children took note, barely peeking out from the edge of his shoulder as he stood in front of them. 

After a painful minute of rustling, interspersed with yowling, a small bobcat ran from the brush, many quills sticking out from it. Optimus almost went after it, but by the time he registered the quills, it was already gone.

“Poor thing…” He laments, guilty that he couldn't have helped the cat.

“He'll be fine later.” Jack assured Optimus, patting his plating. “He probably won't tangle with whatever got him again.”

“Was it a hedgehog? Do you think a hedgehog is nearby?” Miko asked, very pleased at the thought. “I didn't know there would be hedgehogs here!”

“Hedgehogs don't live here, Miko.” Raf informed, a little disappointed at the fact.

“Another quilled creature does, however.” Optimus turned his head to them and brought his finger to his lips. The children obeyed, quiet and still. Optimus could feel tension build in his frame as he held still, waiting.

A rather frumpy looking creature covered with the same quills that cursed the bobcat emerged from the same bush, making its way to a nearby tree. It sniffed in Optimus and the children's general direction, and then began to scale the tree.

Miko in particular was transfixed, watching as the animal shimmied up the tree, using its tail as almost a fifth limb. She had her phone out to record video, but she found herself…not doing that.

“What a rare sight.” Optimus’ voice curled lightly under his smile. “A North American porcupine. I have heard that most humans who go out of their way looking for one never find one.”

“And we got to see one without even trying.” Jack caught on to what Optimus was implying, a smile on his face.

“It's so cute!” Miko giggled. “I wanna hug it.”

“I wouldn't. Didn't you see what it did to that bobcat?” Raf cringed a tiny bit.

“Right.” She sighed. “That would hurt.”

Optimus couldn't help but allow a chuckle to bark out of the back of his throat. Of all the things he found curious about humanity, the fact that they could look at dangerous animals and want to hug them was rather amusing. 

Though, he questioned how dangerous a porcupine actually was. Perhaps he would have to do more reading later. 

#tfp optimus prime #to be gentle zine