I hope that someone is watching me as If I was on a show and described as “ underrated” or “tragic” as I am casted aside into the eternal flame of hell. A true snowball in hell with no chance of escape. A sauna distended to never feel heat again. A goblin whom has and will never find a single gold coin, much less a swift end.
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Being stuck in AHDH [WAIT MODE] while having stuff to do is the equivalent to your power running out in FNAF. Most definitely you’re in danger but uh nothing you can do about it.
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ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
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Finally, we found it.
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*SoBiNg and WeEpInG* WHERE DID ALL OF YOU COME FROM???
A slight inconvenience got me like
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Being a straight cis guy on tumblr is an experience for sure
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Just went downstairs and asked my mom if she wanted me to do anything, and then followed up to clarify “I mean the sinks in the dishes” fucking end me
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If you don’t look at your sibling(s) like this anytime they ask you for anything, chances are you aren’t good siblings
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You can bet I’ll find out.. and when I do. You can bet just as much that I’ll forget about it in 3 seconds
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A slight inconvenience got me like
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I’d like to think they are constantly thirsty, hence the gills. The reason they flop so much out of water is constant desert mouth.
do fish get thirsty? real answers only pls
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Yeah sorry we stole your good sleep schedule, yeah you ate the wrong time, sorry but there just nothing we can do. No sorry, we aren’t giving it back either…
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Fucking terrified
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Here me out what if I… (steals your ADHD) HAHAHA TRY AND BE QUIRKY NOW!
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Absolutely, intercourse tis joyous BE STEADFAST! Hath thys collection of hypothesizes be absolute truth?
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A-Are you ok pukicho?
I inhaled a fuck load of harmful plastic fumes a couple months ago by burning ziploc bags with a hot scalding knife
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Man. I don’t know how many “no worries” I have left before I tell people “this is very worries”
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