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I choose you!

Oh, wait, uh, wow, that dex entry sure is... uh, something.

Welcome to the "Well, that's fucked up!" Pokédex tournament or the EFD Pokémon poll as it will be tagged for sake of ease. A competition of the spooky, the scary, the creepy, the crawly, and the generally "what the fuck" Pokémon of the Pokémon world.

Nominate your Pokémon here!

Rules:

1. Multiple submissions allowed (i.e. submitting Drifloon, Mimikyu, and Giratina and so on) , but please don't spam (i.e. submitting Pikachu 500 times).

2. Submissions will close in three weeks (July 16) or when we hit 64 Pokémon qualified for the bracket (equirement is three submissions).

3. The criteria here is really just "well, that's fucked up" with regards to dex entry. There is no right or wrong.

4. What you'll need to submit! Pokémon name, exact dex entry, and which game/anime dex entry specifically you're referring to (example: Cubone has a lot of dex repetitive dex entries across both games and anime, so to clarify which, you can say "Red" or "anime- Goh's rotom phone" or "Ultra Sun"). In the event that we have duplicates for the same Pokémon submitted, priority will be given to the game matching the Pokémon's generation (continuing the example, so if I had those three submissions, "Red" would be the one used).

5. More of a conditional than anything but, in the event that a Pokémon has dex entries that are wildly fucked up in different ways (example: Corsola's entry in Ultra Moon talks about it being eaten by Mareanie while Sword and Shield's entry about Galarian Corsola talks about it sucking off life force), both can be included separately if they receive enough nominations.

6. The "why you're submitting this" is optional but amusing and will be included with promo posts when a Pokémon qualifies for the bracket.

7. Questions, comments, concerns, need for clarification, something I've forgotten- feel free to message on tumblr!

#pokemon #EFD pokemon poll #bracket submissions #EFD pokemon poll admin

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CONGRATULATIONS!

The Champion of the Lil Guy Pokémon poll is...

WOOPER!!!!

After a fiercely competitive, back-and-forth final round of voting, I present to you our champion, an unbeatable team of Lil Guy spirit in the form of Johtonian Wooper and Paldean Wooper! They're cute! They make good faces! They don't have arms! They are spectacularly lil Lil Guys! Woopa!

Rounding out our finale, we have:

In Second Place: Bulbasaur

In Third Place: Joltik

In Fourth Place: Cyndaquil

Thank you all so much for playing in this Pokémon space with me and voting for your favorite lil guys! Keep an eye out for submissions for the Effed Dex Pokémon poll to go up!

All right, folks, that's that, been fun doin' business with you, so let's wrap things up, unless...

UNLESS???

PLOT TWIST!

You didn't think I was gonna let all y'all off that easy, huh? While both Wooper sit on the throne, I come to you today, in a single day lightning round of lil guys to ask of you...

How are you gonna choose between Wooper and Wooper?

Don't worry; this is strictly just for fun (and to see if we can hit 50/50 even) and both Wooper will continue to share their lil guy triumph! Now, uh, to really wrap it up, or should I say, rap it up....

Cue the Perfect Pokérap!

#pokemon #lil guy pokemon poll #wooper #paldean wooper

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THIS ONE'S FOR ALL THE POKEBALLS, FOLKS!

FINALS: HERE WE ARE AT LAST!

Long ago, there were 64... and long before that, there were three. But only one came first... In this corner, the Seed Pokémon and the Top Seed Starter, the Grass Giant and Poison Powerhouse, the Bulb of the Bunch, the Original of Originals, Pokémon #0001... Bulbasaur!

And in this corner... prepare for trouble... and make it double! Protecting the world from devastation and uniting all Pokémon within their nation, denouncing the evils of truth and love, extending their reach to the stars above... it's the Water Fish Wooper and the Poison Fish Paldean Wooper! Woopa, that's right!

And the time has come, dear Trainers, to ask one fateful question... which Pokémon deserves to be crowned champion, the most Lil Guy of Pokémon who are just. They're just Lil Guys!

Best get votin'.

Reminder: Be kind. All Pokémon are good Pokémon, and you don’t need to tear down people or Pokémon to promote your favorites. Don’t make me Hyper Beam anyone.

#five hours of voting left and wooper is holding a 3.6% lead on Bulbasaur!

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It's okay; I was always Miss Congeniality, too.

WHO TAKES THE FINAL SPOT ON THE PODIUM: Cyndaquil and Joltik both came so close to the title match that we simply couldn't say goodbye to them so soon! So now, we must decide, which Pokémon earns the bronze? Is it Cyndaquil, the sleepy, snoozy starter who has been burning up the competition? Or is it Joltik, the unequivocal littlest lil guy in this competition who has managed to jump all over the competition? Hm, I'm pretty sure I can hold both of them at the same time, so I think the real winner here is me. (Buuuuuuuuut...... you should vote anyway!)

Reminder: Be kind. All Pokémon are good Pokémon, and you don’t need to tear down people or Pokémon to promote your favorites. Don’t make me Hyper Beam anyone.

#five hours of voting and joltik is holding a strong lead!

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THIS ONE'S FOR ALL THE POKEBALLS, FOLKS!

FINALS: HERE WE ARE AT LAST!

Long ago, there were 64... and long before that, there were three. But only one came first... In this corner, the Seed Pokémon and the Top Seed Starter, the Grass Giant and Poison Powerhouse, the Bulb of the Bunch, the Original of Originals, Pokémon #0001... Bulbasaur!

And in this corner... prepare for trouble... and make it double! Protecting the world from devastation and uniting all Pokémon within their nation, denouncing the evils of truth and love, extending their reach to the stars above... it's the Water Fish Wooper and the Poison Fish Paldean Wooper! Woopa, that's right!

And the time has come, dear Trainers, to ask one fateful question... which Pokémon deserves to be crowned champion, the most Lil Guy of Pokémon who are just. They're just Lil Guys!

Best get votin'.

Reminder: Be kind. All Pokémon are good Pokémon, and you don’t need to tear down people or Pokémon to promote your favorites. Don’t make me Hyper Beam anyone.

#two more days of voting!

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It's okay; I was always Miss Congeniality, too.

WHO TAKES THE FINAL SPOT ON THE PODIUM: Cyndaquil and Joltik both came so close to the title match that we simply couldn't say goodbye to them so soon! So now, we must decide, which Pokémon earns the bronze? Is it Cyndaquil, the sleepy, snoozy starter who has been burning up the competition? Or is it Joltik, the unequivocal littlest lil guy in this competition who has managed to jump all over the competition? Hm, I'm pretty sure I can hold both of them at the same time, so I think the real winner here is me. (Buuuuuuuuut...... you should vote anyway!)

Reminder: Be kind. All Pokémon are good Pokémon, and you don’t need to tear down people or Pokémon to promote your favorites. Don’t make me Hyper Beam anyone.

#two more days of voting!

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It's okay; I was always Miss Congeniality, too.

WHO TAKES THE FINAL SPOT ON THE PODIUM: Cyndaquil and Joltik both came so close to the title match that we simply couldn't say goodbye to them so soon! So now, we must decide, which Pokémon earns the bronze? Is it Cyndaquil, the sleepy, snoozy starter who has been burning up the competition? Or is it Joltik, the unequivocal littlest lil guy in this competition who has managed to jump all over the competition? Hm, I'm pretty sure I can hold both of them at the same time, so I think the real winner here is me. (Buuuuuuuuut...... you should vote anyway!)

Reminder: Be kind. All Pokémon are good Pokémon, and you don’t need to tear down people or Pokémon to promote your favorites. Don’t make me Hyper Beam anyone.

#pokemon #lil guy pokemon poll #lil guy pokemon poll finals #cyndaquil #joltik

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THIS ONE'S FOR ALL THE POKEBALLS, FOLKS!

FINALS: HERE WE ARE AT LAST!

Long ago, there were 64... and long before that, there were three. But only one came first... In this corner, the Seed Pokémon and the Top Seed Starter, the Grass Giant and Poison Powerhouse, the Bulb of the Bunch, the Original of Originals, Pokémon #0001... Bulbasaur!

And in this corner... prepare for trouble... and make it double! Protecting the world from devastation and uniting all Pokémon within their nation, denouncing the evils of truth and love, extending their reach to the stars above... it's the Water Fish Wooper and the Poison Fish Paldean Wooper! Woopa, that's right!

And the time has come, dear Trainers, to ask one fateful question... which Pokémon deserves to be crowned champion, the most Lil Guy of Pokémon who are just. They're just Lil Guys!

Best get votin'.

Reminder: Be kind. All Pokémon are good Pokémon, and you don’t need to tear down people or Pokémon to promote your favorites. Don’t make me Hyper Beam anyone.

#pokemon #lil guy pokemon poll #lil guy pokemon poll finals #wooper #paldean wooper #bulbasaur

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WELCOME TO THE FINALS, FOLKS!

This is it! We've reached the finals! Polls will run from June 16 to June 23 (I'm squeaking in under the midnight buzzer!) and will include the title match as well as a match for third place. Matchups will be linked below and will be tagged "lil guy pokemon poll finals"

Wooper vs. Bulbasaur (title match)

Cyndaquil vs. Joltik (third place match)

#pokemon #lil guy pokemon poll #lil guy pokemon poll finals #wooper #paldean wooper #bulbasaur #cyndaquil #joltik

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I love the dwebble pfp, makes me smile each time you appear in my dash :3

I love the Dwebble pfp too! It’s the Sitting Cuties Dwebble plush from Pokémon Center, which is tragically out of stock currently but oh so cute and oh so apt for the winner of our crab Pokemon tournament!

#asks #anonymous #anon

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Round 5: Our last dynamic duo is up against its smallest and mightiest competition yet. Wooper has wooped onward through the competition as a team, while Joltik's jumping process has had it leaping ahead of the competition. In what might be our fiercest battle of the competition (including me crying over Snom), a place in the finals is at stake! Which lil guy are you voting for?

Reminder: Be kind. All Pokémon are good Pokémon, and you don’t need to tear down people or Pokémon to promote your favorites. Don’t make me Hyper Beam anyone.

#two more days until poll closes!

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Round 5: The left side of our bracket culminates in a battle of the starters! Gen 1 Bulbasaur vs. Gen 2 Cyndaquil for the spot in the finals and the title of The Most Lil Guy Starter Who Ever Did Pop Up at the Beginning of the Game! So, Trainer, which starter will you choose?

Reminder: Be kind. All Pokémon are good Pokémon, and you don’t need to tear down people or Pokémon to promote your favorites. Don’t make me Hyper Beam anyone.

#two more days until poll closes!

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#Pokemon #wailord

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WE HAVE A WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS TO DWEBBLE, PEAK CRAB OF ALL CRABS (PLUS TRAPINCH)! Thanks for playing, folks!

Follow-up:

The semifinals of the Lil Guy Pokemon poll is ongoing and will end on Friday, with the finals starting Friday evening!

More crabs to come? Stay tuned for unpredictable carcinization!

After the Lil Guy Pokemon poll concludes, we'll be moving into the "Well that's fucked up!" Dex Entry poll, so get ready for spooky scary fun when submissions open the last week of June!

#pokemon #dwebble #surprise crabs pokemon poll

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Reminder: Be kind. All Pokémon are good Pokémon, and you don’t need to tear down people or Pokémon to promote your favorites. Don’t make me Hyper Beam anyone.

#pokemon #surprise crabs pokemon poll #surprise crabs pokemon poll round 4 #crustle #kabutops #dwebble

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FINE I GUESS THIS WORKS TOO

Welcome to this, the final round of the Crabracket! As Crustle and Kabutops finished their semifinal bout in a 50/50 tie, we have a three-way finals match for the title of Ultimate Crab! Voting is one day only!

Crustle vs. Kabutops vs. Dwebble

#pokemon #surprise crabs pokemon poll #surprise crabs pokemon poll round 5

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Reminder: Be kind. All Pokémon are good Pokémon, and you don’t need to tear down people or Pokémon to promote your favorites. Don’t make me Hyper Beam anyone.

#23 minutes to go and we’re at 50/50 folks 👀