It is 8pm and my neighbour's boy is out cutting the grass. I may have to go kill him with his own mower. If the cops ask I was with y'all at the park the whole time ok
Hello everybody it's your lesbian auntie here to be obnoxious. Whether you're a cis lesbian, trans lesbian, or a lesbian still figuring things out, I'm really fucking proud of you. Stay safe. 🧡🤍💗
[ Video description; me making goofy faces and drinking from a glass bottle. Captions read; "My fellow lesbians; it would seem we are more visible than usual today. As such, all regularly scheduled crimes and girlfriend-stealing must be postponed until midnight. Normal activity may be resumed tomorrow." Closer by Tegan and Sara plays in the background.]
imagine two mated wyrms twisting around each other, possessing an uncountable number of limbs, each claw of good or evil interlocked with its opposite, the coil twists further around itself into a skein of flesh. how i would describe DNA to a wizard
I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor
the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now