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Sometimes I remember "there's something human in your eyes" "perhaps there's something monstrous in yours" and then for .029 seconds I understand everything about the universe and then I have to scream internally for 64 seconds while my brain reboots and then I'm normal again

#augh!!!!! #the penumbra podcast #second citadel #moments that changed me forever

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my two favorite astronauts ever btw

#OHHMYGODTHEMMM 😭😭😭 #wolf 359

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top 5 real-life dndads stories I’ll go first

1. jimmy passing out in that burger king (EDIT IT WAS A DAIRY QUEEN OOPS) after playing video games all day (I think it was world of warcraft??) bonus to this story is the fact that freddie NEVER KNEW????

2. anthony stealing the bathrobe from that hotel and later working for the guy he took it from

3. matt’s vietnam war veteran teacher’s reaction to the massive poop in the bathroom

4. all of the anthony tattoo saga. a classic

5. will waiting YEARS to get revenge on freddie for the updog joke

what are y’all’s favourites

#first story is iconic largely due to the delivery like #‘dad swam from china to hong kong so his son could pass out playing WoW at a dairy queen’ #obsessed #also freddies wolf road trip story #and woke godfather #dndads

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"You see one of them is Terry Jr, holding a flaming sword, and the other is Glenn Close, holding a flaming guitar."

#SIIIIICK #dndads

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listening to wtnv in 2024 makes me understand immediately why tumblr over a decade ago thought this shit was the coolest thing ever. it casually but flawlessly parodies the us surveillance state, ultra-militarized police forces, inane human resource bureaucracies and the blasé of the suburban middle class all within the span of three episodes with a very tongue in cheek slice of life format that doesn’t sound possible on paper but is executed absolutely absurdly well

#wtnv #it’s still so so good

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speaking of, for definitely no reason whatsoever, here is a list of the softest, gentlest rad bouquet fics I’ve written, all rated T or below.

Like Whispering [t] [ao3] ~2k words - Rilla wakes up, and gets distracted analyzing her fascinating monster while he sleeps.

each kiss to lip and cheek [t] [ao3] ~600 - A soft little list analyzing lizard kissin’ as an activity.

Each Day You’d Rise With Me [t] [ao3] ~700 - Mornings in the Keep, together and in love.

Make It Up As We Go [t] [ao3] ~400 - The bouquet, dancing.

The Touch Of Softest Petal [t] [ao3] (avg) 400 - a collection of 8 prompted ficlets about the three of them kissing.

Eye to Eye [t] [ao3] ~700 - A conversation in the swamp on a quiet day.

Different Now [t] [ao3] ~1k - Some changes are good.

Waves of this Feeling [t] [ao3] ~1k - Arum helps Damien down from a panic attack.

Thus Unfurled [t] [ao3] ~2k - Saintsrise. Today, today they are all family.

[edited 9-7-2020 to add!]

Solace At Your Door [t] [ao3] ~900 - Rilla comes home to the Keep, and finds a restful scene waiting for her. (originally published in the Seasons of the Citadel zine!)

If Secrets Were Like Seeds [t] [ao3] ~600 - Arum has always had secrets. Now, he finally has people to share them with.

susurrus [t] [ao3] ~200 - Arum comforts Damien after a nightmare. Told exclusively through dialogue.

Space To Be Kinder [t] [ao3] ~1k - Sir Damien talks in his sleep.

Falling [t] [ao3] ~1k - Rilla gently tricks prompts Arum into admitting something soft.

Undertones [t] [ao3] ~1k - Damien finds a way to speak his heart while still making sure that Arum isn’t too overwhelmed by his words.

Take care of yourselves. Be gentle. Kiss lizards.

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twined [t] [ao3] drabble - Holding hands.

Honey Soaked Light [t] [ao3] ~2k - Arum admits to hurt feelings, and Damien responds rather gallantly.

your sweet lips on my lips [t] [ao3] ~1.5k - The bouquet experiments with how kissing works, with Lord Arum.

To Be Inside Your Arms [t] [ao3] ~2k - Post-BaWE, the bouquet is very, very tired.

could stay right here [t] [ao3] - ~2k - Arum isn’t quite used to sharing a bed.

a leg up [t] [ao3] ~700 - For once, Arum leans up for a kiss.

Less Like A Deadly Weapon [t] [ao3] ~3k - Rilla helps Damien shave. Arum is persuaded to help as well.

kiss it better [t] [ao3] ~1.5k - Damien has more than his fair share of scars. His loves want to help to soothe them, each in their own way.

slowly a sunlit dream [t] [ao3] ~2k - Rilla asks to be held, a little clumsily.

mwah! be sofft!!

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delicate as [ao3] drabble - Perhaps Damien should be accustomed to this by now.

Missives [ao3] ~1k - Lord Arum cannot join Damien and Rilla in much of their lives. Luckily, they are all of them too clever to let that stop them from sharing as much as they possibly can.

A Sound That Runs In The Deep [ao3] ~1k - Amaryllis says I love you. Inadvertently. In a language not entirely her own.

Lulling [ao3] ~500 - Sir Damien with a baby.

oh, admiration in falling asleep [ao3] ~1k - Sleepy Damien and Arum share some cloth.

in the keep of this rainy morning [ao3] ~600 - Arum takes a lazy day.

Flowers Pick Themselves [ao3] ~1k - Arum’s swamp is a part of him. It loves as he loves.

Maybe Sprout Wings [ao3] ~1.5k - Rilla tries to soothe some of Arum’s oldest wounds.

Held [ao3] ~300 - Holding hands.

fly out into white clouds [ao3] ~500 - An extremely sleepy Rilla, in the arms of an affectionate monster.

watch the ones that I love bloom [ao3] ~1k - None of them had particularly playful childhoods, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be playful now.

makes them kind [ao3] ~1.3k - Taking a break together.

Veiled [ao3] ~500 - A stolen moment at the edge of a Citadel party.

Budding, Blooming [ao3] ~4.5k (two-shot) - A rad bouquet florist/tattoo artist au. Hilariously.

Alternate [ao3] ~1k - Would this have been possible, were the circumstances different?

#the penumbra podcast #second citadel #recently been thinking about them and augh #rad bouquet

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Thinking about this iconic moment before work again

#dndads #MOMENT OF ALL TIME

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how is it that all of lucretia’s one liners in moonlighting always the funniest fucking shit 

“oh you’re so deep in the test, you are knee-deep in test town”

“i particularly liked when you ripped the arms off that poor helpless robot” 

“here’s the problem: they just run right off the goddamn thing”

“goddammit we love domes around here”

“yes, it’s that we very quickly cut your hand off and get the bracer off, but then we attach the hand back and it’s like, not a big deal”

“are there any non terrible questions”

#taz #I LOVE YOU LUCRETIAAAAA

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Look at the sky. It's looking back.

#the magnus archives #!!!!!!!!!

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gonna miss these guys :,)

#dndads

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and now… The Weather

#wtnv

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here’s some senior year oakworthy (i refuse to believe anything bad happens to them between S2 and the reunion)

#okay but this is so cute?? 😭 #dndads #please give normal nice things

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Hephaestus cover is finished!!!🙌🙌🙌

#wolf 359

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Once upon a time, 4 teens got detention

#dndads

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POV: you are Willy Stampler

#dndads #NDBSKFBKDBD #and aaaaa I can’t believe it’s the finale!!!!

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This is popping off on TikTok rn so I figured I could this here too 🍳 👀

Audio is from the Welcome to Nightvale podcast!!

#wtnv #AHH early night vale I missed u <33

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So I started listening to Wolf 359! I’m almost through season 1 and I think my favorite character so far is Dr. Hillbert :D

#LMAOOOOOOO #wolf 359 #it’s been years since I listened but I do remember my favourite being hillbert so. yeah it do be like that