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Ushijima is a sub and nobody on this earth can take that away from me

#haikyuu #hq #sub ushijima #ushijima headcanons #wakatoshi ushijima #this is canon #i will push the sub ushi agenda til the day i die

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✨The Forgers✨

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the greatest proposal in history actually

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I don't have a dream job. I want to be a fairy and sleep in a tulip

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Hate to be that person, but WW3 trend on TikTok is not funny at all, especially your stupid POVs. Because no, Jessica from Chicago, you won’t have to hide in the basement to avoid being nuked and no, Kyle from LA, you won’t get drafted to the front lines. 

You again missed the whole point and managed to make this situation all about yourself, so I’m going to assure your stupid ass - this war is not going to affect you in any way, but you know who it’s going to affect? Actual people from Ukraine, who are going to lose their lives and be displaced from their homes, just like for the past 8 years. 

So congratulations on your stupidity, because it’s not about “I need a way to cope 🥺🥺🥺”, it’s about you celebrating and making fun of other people’s death.

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i want life to feel as good as lana's unreleased songs

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this pandemic has been especially hard for us soft-spoken bitches 😔 no one can hear us through our mask

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hey bro its so nice to see you again! where were you bro? oh a jungle? with your professor? thats cool bro. nice white jacket bro. looks pretty big bro. like you could hide a gun inside but idk thats just me bro. oh we're going to a club? bro you know i dont rlly like clubs... but for you.. sure hope nothing satanic happens at the club bro how crazy would that be. imagine how wild it would be if you summoned a demon to take over my body at the club or smth... ur right bro u and me against anything. even humanity. wait a min bro.

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you're in his dms, i am summoning a demon to take over his body so that when the inevitable end of humanity descends upon the planet in the near future the two of us will be able to stay together for eternity in our demon forms, we are not the same

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not to be political on main but i think we should probably be making things easier for people

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Some of the men yall tag as dilfs are SHAMEFUL. I was looking for dilf memes (it is not important why) and all I see is a parade of rosy-cheeked unblemished dandy men. Slapping a beard on a 26 year old in a suit is not a dilf, you are besmirching the title. There is a recipe, a Dilf Recipe. You do not need all these ingredients but you must have AT LEAST three: a child/ward/apprentice of some sort, crows feet, laugh lines/frown lines, sun damage, gray hairs, dark circles, Depression, intriguing battle scars/injuries/missing limb, Divorced, body hair, a look in the eyes that screams for A Moment of Relief, etc etc. Like the bar is low. Ben Barnes is not a Dilf. Harry Styles with 5 o’clock shadow is not a dilf. TIMMY CHARDONNAY IS NOT A DILF. You are all WEAK your blood is WEAK put that man BACK IN THE OVEN UNTIL HES DONE THESE DUDES ARENT AL DENTE THEY ARE CRUNCHY AND DUNKED IN WATER PUT THEM BACK LET THEM COOK

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For someone who hates talking to people… I sure don’t know when to shut up.

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Devilman fan art: Revelation

Ink and digital finishing