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pizzapizzeria · 17 hours
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what does the PT cast think of the doise (y’know the boss 3 replacement for the noise update)
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This one was REALLY hard to figure out, but here it is.
WHAT DO THEY THINK OF THE DOISE?
Peppino: Wait, there’s two of them?! It’s his worst nightmare, he’s boarded himself up in his pizzeria, he ain’t taking any chances.
Gustavo: Huh, The Noise changed his outfit to blue and pink, wait, why is he tanned? Oh, that’s not Noise? That explains why he looks more demented than usual.
Mr. Stick: Honestly didn’t bat an eye at him, he doesn’t care for either one’s antics.
Pepperman: Wow, a clone that actually resembles the original, sure the colors aren’t “perfect” but that’s really it. But why do they have to keep his corpse on standby?! Bury it already, that’s disgusting!
Vigilante: Just what the world needed, another walking safety hazard, the corpse doesn’t bother him though, sure, it’s gross but he’s seen worse.
The Noise: Who’s this guy? Thinks he can show up and steal his spotlight?! No way! Oh, it was a clone? Doesn’t care, he’s definitely going to sue for copyright infringement.
Noisette: She’s completely heartbroken, this isn’t the Noise she knows! Why does she hate him?! Wait, it was an imposter and he still loves her? Yay! She’s making some chocolate corn cobs to celebrate!
Fake Peppino: Another clone? He has a new best friend! He tried eating his corpse when he died, but he wasn’t allowed to. Why can’t he?! He’s not going to fight anyway!
PizzaHead: He heard that Peppino didn’t want to be in the movie, so The Noise needed a new rival to fight! He doesn’t care if he died, he’s too proud of his creation to bury it!
Pillar John: He couldn’t move around in the Tower, so he never saw the Doise, but he was told him about him afterwards and was honestly glad he never saw him.
Gerome: Doise who? He was on his lunch break and didn’t want to be near PizzaHead and his crazy ideas.
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pizzapizzeria · 4 days
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This one’s for all you angst enjoyers.
ANGST HEADCANONS.
Peppino: He feels like he burdens others with his problems and wonders why people care about someone as useless as him. He also has Bipolar disorder and Depression along with his PTSD from both the war and the Tower, which makes him feel even more worthless.
Gustavo: He’s a nice guy who always tries to help others, but that often leads to him forgetting to help himself, but he doesn’t want to be vulnerable because he’s supposed to stay strong for everyone else.
Mr. Stick: He genuinely doesn’t know how he’s so wealthy, the stuff he tries to sell for his salesman job never really sells, and his inventions barely get any recognition, but he somehow still keeps getting lots of money. He loves having it but he wants recognition more than anything else.
Pepperman: He often flatters and talks to himself even when he’s around other people, it’s more than him being vain and self-centered, it’s also a bad habit he’s got from being lonely for years because he keeps shutting himself in his art studio, so it’s technically his fault, but he won’t admit it because he’s in denial.
Vigilante: If the ghost of his grandpa wasn’t around and the Tower didn’t happen, he probably would have been alone for the rest of his life. He’s honestly glad that the Tower happened because he isn’t lonely anymore.
The Noise: Whenever he’s out of character, he’s actually a very depressed man, he always makes fun of Peppino for being miserable because he doesn’t want to admit that he’s depressed too.
Noisette: She knows that her cooking is terrible, but she keeps trying because she wants to make people happy, and she knows that Noise hates her food, but despite it hurting her feelings, she doesn’t say anything.
Fake Peppino: Like in my story, he was verbally abused and treated terribly by PizzaHead which made him feel guilty for existing, he’s also terrified of going outside because he doesn’t want to be seen as a monster, when he really doesn’t want to hurt anyone.
Pizzahead: After his restaurant “Pizzaboy Pizz-Pizza” went bankrupt, he would spend hours getting drunk and watching old footage of his restaurant wondering why everything went wrong.
Pillar John: He was traumatized after the Tower, the feeling of not being able to move his body was terrible and made him feel trapped, he still has nightmares about it months later.
Gerome: He literally can’t show any emotion, he’s physically unable to and it makes a lot of people see him as emotionless, but he does feel emotions on the inside but he can’t show them.
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pizzapizzeria · 9 days
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In case you’re wondering, you have my full permission to draw fanart of my story and if you do, I’ll immediately reblog it! Just use my name @pizzapizzeria and the tag “Back to the Old Grind” so I can find it!
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pizzapizzeria · 13 days
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(TW: Verbal abuse) Not only is this chapter a flashback, but it’s also full of angst.
Back to the old grind: part 3.
Deep in the Pizza Tower, PizzaHead was trying to make a few more Peppino clones for the War section, he already made plenty of them, but he insisted that he needed to make a few more, so he was sitting by the test tube, singing some songs to pass the time.
“🎶I don’t want to set the world on fire, I just want to start a flame in your heart!🎶” He continued his singing for a while, going through his favorite show tunes until something finally appeared in the test tube.
“Took ya long enough! Now come on out, we gotta get your training started and…Oh my, you look different.”
He was right, this clone was very different than the others, instead of being an exact copy of Peppino, he was long, lanky, and stood out like a sore thumb.
“Well ya ain’t what I wanted, but I’ll give you a shot!” The pizza clown pulled out a rotary phone, dialed a number, and played with the phone’s cord.
“Hey, Gerome!! Can ya bring the elevator down here? I gotta bring this clone to the training area! What’s that? The training area’s on every floor? Oh yeah, I forgot! Thanks for your help, ol’ chum! Now go and do your job.” PizzaHead rudely hung up the phone and dragged the clone towards the floating eye.
“Everyone tells me that this floating eye is weird, and I know it’s weird, but I really don’t care.” PizzaHead threw the clone in the floating eye and followed him after, and they both arrived at a strange dimension with floating pink platforms.
“Alright then, this room will show me your potential, you probably don’t have any but I could be wrong, break a leg!!” The training was a disaster, The clone had all the normal abilities Peppino did, but he used them wrong, instead of being a precise attacker, he kept bumping into walls, and instead of attacking the enemies, he avoided them entirely.
“What are you doing, ya maroon?!” PizzaHead was getting frustrated. “You’re wasting my time, and I’m running out of patience!” The clone flinched at the sudden yelling and looked a little sad, he didn’t know what he was doing wrong. “I̴’̴m̸ ̸s̷o̸r̶r̸y̴.”
“Ugh, whatever! I got one more test for ya!” PizzaHead placed a blob of dough near the clone. “Pretend this dough is your worst enemy, now beat the crap out of it!” And to his shock, the clone began making a pizza! the pizza was actually really good when it was finished, but he didn’t care, he reached his breaking point.
“NO, NO, NO!!” PizzaHead grabbed the clone and dragged him out of the training area. “I can’t believe it, everything ya do is completely wrong, you can’t do anything right!” He threw the clone inside an empty closet. “There! This will teach ya to be a mistake!” After the door was slammed shut, the clone was left alone in the dark and he was scared, he curled up on the floor and began to sob.
“I̴’̸m̵ ̴s̷o̸ ̵s̴o̷r̶r̷y̵,̶ ̶w̸h̷a̵t̴ ̴d̵i̵d̸ ̶I̵ ̵d̶o̴ ̶w̷r̸o̵n̶g̵?̶ ̸I̵’̷l̸l̵ ̸n̷e̴v̸e̷r̴ ̵d̶o̴ ̴i̷t̶ ̶a̶g̷a̷i̸n̷!̶”
When the clone finished his story, Peppino, Gustavo, and Mr. Stick were horrified. “So you-a fought me because you were-a lonely?”
The clone slowly nodded his head and continued to cry. “Shhh, it’s alright.” Gustavo said, gently rubbing the look-alike’s back, when the clone’s breathing evened out to occasional hiccups, Peppino spoke up.
“Look, I’m-a sorry you had to go through that, you didn’t-a deserve it at all, and I don’t want you to-a go through that again, I can’t believe I’m-a saying this, but do you want to stay with us from-a now on?”
The whole pizzeria fell silent, waiting for someone to speak up, and then Peppino’s look-alike tackled him in a hug.
“Y̶e̶s̷, I̶ ̷d̴o̶!” Peppino tried to wiggle his way out of the clone’s hug, he didn’t mind it but it was a little too rough.
“Are you-a absolutely sure you want-a to stay here?” The clone nodded his head repeatedly, it seemed his mind was made up. When the clone broke the hug, Peppino tried to gasp for air, man, that thing had a tight grip!
“Alright-a then, it’s settled! But you may need a new name, things could-a get pretty confusing if we’re both Peppino, so what should-a your new name be?” The clone scratched his chin as he thought, until he had an idea! “I w̴a̴n̷t̵ ̶t̵o̷ ̴b̶e̴ ̵c̷a̵l̴l̷e̶d̴ ̶F̷a̴k̷e̷ ̷P̴e̸p̸p̶i̵n̸o̸, F̵a̴k̷e̵ ̵f̵o̴r̴ ̴s̷h̸o̸r̷t̶.”
Everyone thought his new name was a little self-deprecating, but if that’s what he wanted to be called, then they wouldn’t object. “Well then-a Fake, welcome-a to the Spaghetti family!” Peppino was glad that things went well with Fake, and he was fine with having it stay with him, but that did make him think about everyone else from the Tower, would they show back up too? Only time would tell…
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pizzapizzeria · 16 days
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Headcanon on PT's cast fav fruits
Oooo boy, this one was hard to figure out but here you go.
Peppino: I imagine that he really likes apples, he knows it’s an obvious choice but he doesn’t really care.
Gustavo: Any kind of berries, mainly raspberries, blueberries, blackberries and strawberries. (Brick likes them too.)
Mr. Stick: Oranges. He’d an entire bag of them if he didn’t have self control, he also has Orange Juice every morning. (Can you tell he likes the color Orange?)
Pepperman: He doesn’t like any fruit, they aren’t “perfect” like him. (He does have a fake bowl of fruit for his paintings though.)
Vigilante: He’ll pretty much eat any fruit except Lemons, he’s not the biggest fan but he does like Lemonade. (He grows all his fruit at his farm and gives them to the others.)
The Noise: He loves watermelon and has it whenever he can, but mostly during Summer. (He also likes throwing them at people.)
Noisette: Pears and Peaches, they’re sweet like her!
Fake Peppino: Anything, but anything edible in front of him and he’ll eat it.
PizzaHead: He really likes Bananas, but he always throws the peel behind him so someone can slip on it. (Why? It’s funny, that’s why!)
Pillar John: He also likes Watermelon, he’s a big guy so he likes big fruits.
Gerome: Any kind of Grapes, they’re good to eat on the go and he eats them frozen now and then.
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pizzapizzeria · 17 days
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“The ask box is always open!” And I completely forgot i temporarily closed it, but it’s open now so send in your headcanons and prompts! (But no Fanfic requests, I have tons of ideas already)
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pizzapizzeria · 20 days
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Since part one did really well, here’s what happened next.
Back to the old grind: Part 2.
Gustavo and Mr. Stick were still waiting inside the pizzeria for Peppino to come back inside from taking out the trash.
“Geez, he doesn’t take this long.” Gustavo muttered, starting to feel worried.
He was about to head outside and check on him when there was a frantic banging from outside.
“HELP!! HELP!! OPEN-A THE DOOR!!” Peppino shouted.
When Gustavo flung the door open, Peppino was a hyperventilating mess, he seemed more than afraid, he seemed traumatized.
“What happened?! Are you alright?!” said a concerned Gustavo, letting Peppino prop himself up on his pet rat, Brick.
“T-That-a thing from the tower, it’s-a right outside…” Peppino said between frantic gasps for air.
Gustavo was shocked, that was the last thing he thought he’d hear but he tried to think rationally about the situation. “Well, I guess they ARE coming back after all, why don’t you bring it inside and ask what they want?” suggested the gnome, trying to give Peppino his best advice.
“Gus, are you insane?! Letting that-a thing in my pizzeria?! No way!!” Peppino normally listened to what Gustavo would tell him, but the idea of bringing his clone inside his restaurant was the last thing he wanted to do.
“Might as well listen to him Pep, besides what’s the worst thing that could happen?” Stick said, oblivious to what that clone truly looked like, he knew it existed and saw a glimpse of him when escaping the Tower but he never got a good look up close.
“Oh Dio Mio, you’ll see soon enough.” scolded the Italian Chef, before he went outside to fetch the clone.
When he re-entered the pizzeria with his look-alike following close behind, Gustavo was definitely unsettled by the clone’s appearance but tried to be his usual polite self but Mr. Stick was horrified.
“AAAAAH!!” Stick grabbed his huge bag of money and tried swinging it around in self-defense, but it was too heavy and he fell flat on his face.
“G-Get away from us, you monster!!” He shouted, trying to scare the clone away but something unexpected happened instead, Peppino’s look-alike began to tear up, and his long arms reached up to wipe away his tears.
“I̴’̶m̶ ̵t̵h̷e̴ ̵m̵o̶n̴s̵t̸e̶r̷?̷ ̴” The clone whimpered, feeling hurt by Stick’s hurtful words, he then began to sob uncontrollably.
“W-Wait, what’s-a wrong?! Why are you crying?!” said a shocked Peppino, maybe his look-alike wasn’t completely heartless after all.
“H̷e̴ ̸w̸a̵s̸ ̸r̵i̴g̸h̵t̴,̵ ̷I̸’̷m̵ ̴j̵u̷s̵t̴ ̴a̵ ̴m̸i̷s̶t̶a̸k̴e̵.̴ ̶” The clone kneeled down to Peppino’s height and held him close.
“What? Who would say something like that?” Gustavo said, trying his best to comfort Peppino’s look-alike.
“P̵i̸z̸z̷a̷H̸e̴a̴d̵.” The clone said inbetween sniffles, and that name made Peppino’s blood boil.
“What did he-a do to you?” Peppino said between gritted teeth, and that’s when Peppino’s look-a like began to tell his story.
To be continued….
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pizzapizzeria · 22 days
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Here are a couple full name headcanons.
Peppino Fratelli Spaghetti.
Gustavo Gnomini Linguini. (Pronounced Gnome-eeny.)
Reginald Stickler. (Apparently his real full name is Scott Snitch Stick, so just ignore this.)
Phil Pepperman. (Canon)
Vigert Ebaneezer Lante. (Also canon? It was listed on some trusted sources so maybe?)
Theodore J. Noiseter. (Used to be canon before the update.)
Hazel J. Lamour. (The J stands for Joy.)
(Fake Peppino doesn’t really have a true name.)
Totino the Pizza Boy. (Since it’s in the games files, it’s technically canon.)
Johnathan P. Illar.
Gerome P. Brickley.
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pizzapizzeria · 22 days
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Hey everyone, pizzapizzeria here, now you may be wondering where all the posts have gone, well this blog is no longer an ask blog, it’s instead a fanfic and headcanon blog (Similar to manicplank, who you should follow BTW) but I wasn’t having fun doing asks anymore and wanted to make this blog a more creative outlet for me and I think this will be a good fresh start, so go ahead and send in your questions and other things, like before, the asks stay open!
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pizzapizzeria · 23 days
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I’ve been planning this story out for a while and since it’s finally done, I’m proud to present to you….
Back to the old grind: part 1.
“EEEYEOWWW!!” The Italian Chef woke with a scream, Not only had he fallen asleep at the counter of his Pizzeria, but he had the same dream he’d been having for weeks. “Hey Pep, you alright?” said Gustavo, putting a comforting hand on Peppino’s shoulder.
“What’ya think Gus?” Mr. Stick spoke, counting his money.
“He’s been having the same dream for almost a month, he probably won’t be alright for a while!”
Gustavo was about to reply to Stick’s rude comment but Peppino stopped him.
“No, he’s-a right, I don’t think I’ll-a forget that tower for a long-a time.” he sighed.
With a heavy heart, Peppino rubbed his eyes and stood up, feeling the weight of exhaustion and anxiety.
“Every time I close my eyes, I can-a still see their faces, I can’t-a even hear the ticking of a clock without-a feeling anxious, I’m a mess.” Peppino rubbed his temple in frustration, he just wanted to live his life but those memories just wouldn’t let him, and his debt problems weren’t helping him either.
“Don’t worry Pep, sure, that Tower was a very rough experience for you, but it’s over now and those guys won’t be coming back anytime soon, you have nothing to worry about.” reassured Gustavo, trying to ease Peppino's troubled mind.
“Thanks, I needed to hear-a that, I’m going to take out-a the trash.” as Peppino picked up the garbage bags and headed for the alley, he couldn't shake the feeling of unease that lingered in his mind.
“Get it-a together man! It’s dark out! No one’s going to be here!” Peppino then heard a faint dripping sound, it was thick and it didn’t sound like water, it sounded like some kind of sloppy substance.
“H-Hello? Is anyone there?!” Peppino shouted, trying to stay calm, but that small bit of confidence shattered when a familiar face stepped out from the shadows, It was his tall, misshapen clone from the Tower, it smiled a crooked smile as it made eye contact with Peppino. Its twisted features and wide eyes sent a shiver down Peppino's spine as he took an involuntary step back.
“H̸e̶l̴l̵o̵ ̵t̸h̵e̴r̴e̵.”
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