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everytime i facetime somebody and the camera pops up i be like oh my god i’m greasy

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you can barely scroll on this app anymore without it opening up the fucking App Store from these annoying ads, shit be pissing me off so bad

#thinking of quittin honestly!!

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Don't stop talking about Palestine 🇵🇸

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

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Rodeo chicken chipotle wrap (via Instagram)

#ive got a mouth for that

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The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

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charles and edwin in the theme song

vs in the actual show

#act like yall actually like each other for one second challenge #dead boy detectives #dead boy detective agency #charles dead boy detectives #edwin dead boy detectives

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you wouldn’t last a few decades in the country i flew in

#i literally thought the video ended at one point and it kept going #taylor swift #jet lag is a choice #CAMP at its finest

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#me when i’m driving on the highway after work

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it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house

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me when I find something that I wrote when I was having a mental breakdown

#me & ​my moots deleting our sapphira coronation drafts last week #prev tags #no literally

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when reality hits fr