yeah i’m part of the lgbt community
Love Grabbin Big Tiddies
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coco! what do your cat eyes see?
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christmas: *is months away*
me: sign me the FUCK up 🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅 jolly tidings jolly tiDings🎄thats 🎁 some jolly🎄🎄tidings right🎄th 🎄 ere🎄🎄🎄right🎁there 🎁🎁 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁 🎄🎄🎄НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎄🎄🎄🎄🎁 🎄 🎅 🎅 🎅 🎄🎄jolly tidings
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I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
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HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT JUST HEARING THEIR NAME OR SEEING A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES YOU SO HAPPY YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE A MOMENT BECAUSE YOU CANT STOP SMILING
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So, I have an American friend named Jane who married this English guy about 7 years ago. They live in Sussex together (god rest their souls), and they had a little boy pretty much right after they got married. As he grew up, they figured he would have a mix of their accents with a heavy lean towards English (because he’d go to school with English kids and teachers and the like.)
That’s not how it fucking worked out at all though. Instead, he says individual words with either an American or an English accent. Like, one second he’ll be like, “Daddy, I’m knackered” and the next he’ll be like, “AY YO MA WHERE YOU AT???” Every time they send me a video I just fucking piss myself listening to this kid.
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