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I feel like a lot of people don’t quite get what a butler is. The role tends to get rounded off to ‘male servant’ pretty regularly in some media, whereas actually butlers are typically not just servants but chief servants. The butler was generally in charge of either all male servants or just all servants, period, in the household of an aristocrat or other very wealthy person. This meant that butlers have often been fairly powerful and influential people, and sometimes even had a manservant or two of their own.

(Also, fun fact: Mary Roberts Rinehart, the early 20th century mystery writer who is widely credited with popularizing the whole ‘the butler did it’ trope was nearly murdered by one of her own servants, a chef whom she had passed over for promotion to butler. He came at her with a pistol, but it jammed, allowing her chauffeur time to wrestle it away and restrain him.)

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do you ever have the sudden realization on how lonely you are and its just like

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demon lord fight!

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LET'S

FUCKING

GOOOOO

DIDN'T THINK HE'D COME HOME BIT HE'S MIIIIINE

#whb #what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad? #whb lucifer #didn’t think I'd get him #the luck is immaculate #I've exhausted all my luck for the next few months #pineapple's caffeinated thoughts

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Apologies to anyone who follows me specifically for WHB and has been waiting for content from me😭- I've been working on some things for a completely different fandom since I've recently been hyperfixated on that and I'm ngl I procrastinate like a bitch

#Pineapple's caffeinated thoughts #whb #I'm so sorry i had some things planned and then burnout hot me like a truck #and then a completely different fandom has me by the neck rn #but i should have some things out soon #and by soon i mean within the next month or so #...maybe #😭

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family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

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He's just a little silly, y'all.

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GWFARWTSF LITERALLY-

dm'ing a mutual you've never interacted with one-on-one is so embarrassing like. hi.... im sorry. you can kill me if you want... can i have your discord..... if not.. feel free to shoot me down where i stand... im sorry.. i'll leave..

#i'm scared #i just wanna make some new friends #but my anxiety just goes 📈📈📈📈 #i love my mutuals #but I'm so afraid of talking to them and then they realize I'm really weird or something #I do be overthinking #Pineapple's Caffeinated Thoughts #raaaaaaaaaah

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Thanks @hazelfoureyes for suggesting I make banners of these working on stickers and pens possibly bc I really like that idea!

Reblog with your occupation and I’ll make you a banner aswell

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first it's the argentinian olympic team making oikawa an honorary member and now it's the literal jva making kuroo head of PR, hq stans never ever lose

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Happy Easter y'all

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Masterlist

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Welcome to my Lemonade Stand

Ahoy! I’m Sunny and thank you so so much for 100 followers 🌟 🎉 (what?!)

I figured to celebrate I’d like to play a little request game 😊

The way it works is simple (I hope):

> you order a lemonade in your preferred size (genre) and flavor (prompt) and choose one extra (starting point), then add the name of the requested character at the end

i.e: a “medium Peach Lemonade with boba for Bokuto” would get you a fluffy story about how you and Bokuto spend a Sunday morning as a married couple*

*note, all works will be x chubby reader (and lemme know if certain pronouns are preferred)

Feel free to mix and match size, flavor and extra however you like but please only order one lemonade at a time ^^ (you can of course submit more than one order or just say Hi)

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haikyuu!! as textposts

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I hate waiting for things to stop being popular so i can enjoy them

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Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this