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Choose the location that the school was in. (Any level of education, college/university included.)

#where’s the bring in the clowns music. like yeah i have #can we also add (or maybe it’s a separate poll) the number of times your school had to be locked down due to active shooters in the area #or bomb threats. that’s always fun #anyway yeah USA yes #the terrible truth of it is that sometimes going to school in the us you’re like. it’s not really an if of experiencing a mass shooting #it’s a when

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And Picolo does it again folks 🥹 It’s the text from Bumblebee for me ❤️🐝

#LOVE!!!! #teen titans

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There should be a fanfic writing game called the showrunners challenge where someone writes a story and partway through someone else can play things like "actor leaves after 4000 more words" or "topic now too politically sensitive due to unforeseen world events" or "lost rights to that reference"

#oooo this looks so fun

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actually not emotional over graduating university, just over losing my jstor access

#for reference!

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It’s the Basic Ball!

A ball for the rest of the LGBT-cuties.

—A Black Lady Sketch Show 1x02

#LAUGH RULE #bob i love you so much #bob the drag queen #a black lady sketch show

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being a sports fan is so undignified man

#HANIF?????? #i mean this is so relatable and also i do know that he has a poem that’s loving me is like loving the chicago bulls but still. #running into a beloved friend where you least expect them. #saw this on Twitter laughed and did not process who it was but am now laughing my ass off like hi!!! I love you so much!!!!

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Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:

Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.

You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.

When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.

A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)

Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)

The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.

Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.

Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.

#oooooh could be fun #for reference! #also: ideas for a hockey fic lmao

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energy policy would be much better if we still had a tradition of animal sacrifice I think. people would be way more chill about nuclear energy if they could see a large and proud bull being ritually sacrificed every month or so at the base of the cooling towers to keep the plant safe

#laugh rule #yeah i’ll incorporate that into my belief system.

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staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express

#i love you. i need to text you back.

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the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone

#…I’m afraid I’ll go to heaven #kinda fucks for an epitaph ngl

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Obligatory reference to sample size.

#shark!!!!!

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I am fucking dying

#LAUGH RULE

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Paying 5 yuan for hot gossip

English added by me :)

#LAUGH RULE

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#oh god. i loved all of these i don’t know how to choose but i think? it may have been Harry Potter 😔 read those things 7 times in 2nd grade #although i would like to argue potentially for the companions quartet that i continuously checked out of the library in the summer #and actively remember like. daydreaming about fic-ishly before i knew what fanfic was #and actually? i did have a mythology phase before percy jackson and had a big like. textbook/encyclopedia of world myths (my mom taught it) #so maybe i could say those OH NO ACTUALLY OH MY GOD I KNOW WHAT CAME FIRST #IT’S A CLASSIC BUT NOT HERE I GOTTA CLICK THAT IT’S PETER AND THE STARCATCHERS #which was read to me and my brother at first before i could read myself #looking at the notes gives me such 🥺 like. the inkspell books!! guardians of ga’hoole! American girl books!! there were these Disney faerie #books with tinker bell and rani (my favorite) and Priscilla and oh the art was beautiful i loved those and also ERAGONNN i loved eragon #when i was little AND ARTEMIS FOWL there are so many books i need to reread now. almost done with my Bobby pendragon re-read so. #I WAS LITERALLY PRESIDENT OF THE ANNE OF GREEN GABLES FAN CLUB HOW COULD I FORGET also all the alcott books #and a series of unfortunate events… mysterious benedict society #SISTERS GRIMM i was obsessed with them. did i want to be sabrina or was I gay for sabrina (bisexual for sabrina &puck) let’s be so for real #oh also the spiderwick chronicles… boxcar children and babysitters club… encyclopedia brown and this one detective series where the kid had #a photographic memory and his name was cam lmao. and he did a Click! thing to take a picture to remember #ALSO GREGOR THE OVERLANDERRR and the keys to the kingdom series and the one about the days of the week being evil? mr. Monday? magic candy 2

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Mostly Void, Partially Stars

#:) #welcome to night vale

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Logurt lust.

#yeah i’ll incorporate that into my belief system. #x-men #wolverine #nightcrawler

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nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

#eternal reblog #laugh rule #italian manwhore summer