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pidgysnest · 29 days
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happy boops boops to all who celebrate
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pidgysnest · 1 month
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🐇💖🐤 Peepmas day 2!!!! 🐤💖🐇
I definitely forgot to take pictures of putting on the pink layer that covers up the middle seam~ but y'all get the idea! XD it was time to SMOOSH on some decor!!!!
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🐤💖 MERRY PEEPMAS, BITCHES! 💖🐤
it's my favourite time of year again! Peepmas!!! the (very real) holiday in which we come together to lovingly sacrifice Peeps by the dozens to ✨CREATE MAGICAL TREATS✨ from their flesh to devour with our loved ones!
and this year we're making a Peepñata!!!
💜🐤💙🐤💖🐤💜🐤💙🐤💖🐤💜🐤💙🐤
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pidgysnest · 7 months
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pidgysnest · 9 months
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🌻 summer special 🌻
every time i go home to visit my parents~ it's my job to collect "weeds" from around their neighborhood (in the woods) to refill the vases!
the one for the patio includes clippings from maple and ash trees, as well as curly dock and yarrow; and the one for the bathroom has wild daisies, flowering clover, and chickory! :3
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pidgysnest · 10 months
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Did you do the picture of the shark getting a smooches? That is incredible
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i did! i did do the picture of the shark getting a smooches!!! 💜 thank you so much! (> w <) i could not resist! who COULD resist!?!? so cute shark is so cute! (as are all sharks!) 💜💜💜
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pidgysnest · 10 months
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pidgysnest · 10 months
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*smooch!*
Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
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pidgysnest · 11 months
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the thing is that they're so fascinated by sex, they love sex, they can't imagine a world without sex - they need sex to sell things, they need sex to be part of their personality, they need sex to prove their power - but they hate sex. they are disgusted by it.
sex is the only thing that holds their attention, and it is also the thing that can never be discussed directly.
you can't tell a child the normal names for parts of their body, that's sexual in nature, because the body isn't a body, it's a vessel of sex. it doesn't matter that it's been proven in studies (over and over) that kids need to know the names of their genitals; that they internalize sexual shame at a very young age and know it's 'dirty' to have a body; that it overwhelmingly protects children for them to have the correct words to communicate with. what matters is that they're sexual organs. what matters is that it freaks them out to think about kids having body parts - which only exist in the context of sex.
it's gross to talk about a period or how to check for cancer in a testicle or breast. that is nasty, illicit. there will be no pain meds for harsh medical procedures, just because they feature a cervix.
but they will put out an ad of you scantily-clad. you will sell their cars for them, because you have abs, a body. you will drip sex. you will ooze it, like a goo. like you were put on this planet to secrete wealth into their open palms.
they will hit you with that same palm. it will be disgusting that you like leather or leashes, but they will put their movie characters in leather and latex. it will be wrong of you to want sexual freedom, but they will mark their success in the number of people they bed.
they will crow that it's inappropriate for children so there will be no lessons on how to properly apply a condom, even to teens. it's teaching them the wrong things. no lessons on the diversity of sexual organ growth, none on how to obtain consent properly, none on how to recognize when you feel unsafe in your body. if you are a teenager, you have probably already been sexualized at some point in your life. you will have seen someone also-your-age who is splashed across a tv screen or a magazine or married to someone three times your age. you will watch people pull their hair into pigtails so they look like you. so that they can be sexy because of youth. one of the most common pornography searches involves newly-18 young women. girls. the words "barely legal," a hiss of glass sand over your skin.
barely legal. there are bills in place that will not allow people to feel safe in their own bodies. there are people working so hard to punish any person for having sex in a way that isn't god-fearing and submissive. heteronormative. the sex has to be at their feet, on your knees, your eyes wet. when was the first time you saw another person crying in pornography and thought - okay but for real. she looks super unhappy. later, when you are unhappy, you will close your eyes and ignore the feeling and act the role you have been taught to keep playing. they will punish the sex workers, remove the places they can practice their trade safely. they will then make casual jokes about how they sexually harass their nanny.
and they love sex but they hate that you're having sex. you need to have their ornamental, perfunctory, dispassionate sex. so you can't kiss your girlfriend in the bible belt because it is gross to have sex with someone of the same gender. so you can't get your tubes tied in new england because you might change your mind. so you can't get admit you were sexual assaulted because real men don't get hurt, you should be grateful. you cannot handle your own body, you cannot handle the risks involved, let other people decide that for you. you aren't ready yet.
but they need you to have sex because you need to have kids. at 15, you are old enough to parent. you are not old enough to hear the word fuck too many times on television.
they are horrified by sex and they never stop talking about it, thinking about it, making everything unnecessarily preverted. the saying - a thief thinks everyone steals. they stand up at their podiums and they look out at the crowd and they sign a bill into place that makes sexwork even more unsafe and they stand up and smile and sign a bill that makes gender-affirming care illegal and they get up and they shrug their shoulders and write don't say gay and they get up, and they make the world about sex, but this horrible, plastic vision of it that they have. this wretched, emotionless thing that holds so much weight it's staggering. they put their whole spine behind it and they push and they say it's normal!
this horrible world they live in. disgusted and also obsessed.
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pidgysnest · 1 year
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a single exclamation mark looks so lonely at the end of a thought i have to give it a friend
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pidgysnest · 1 year
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Nothing I’ve read has changed me more than “you do people a favor by accepting their help” like I repeat this constantly to so many people because it’s true!!! People like to feel useful, they like to feel kind, they like to feel like they have an ability to impact people’s lives so just let them!! Not everything is a thing to be owed back — accept people’s kindness without making a competition out of it
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pidgysnest · 1 year
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Finally got to use my trout cookie cutter. Seasons greetings, my good dudes. 🙌
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pidgysnest · 1 year
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I’d divorce him too lmao
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pidgysnest · 1 year
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🪨
🪲🌱🪱🐛🐌🌱🌱🪳🦗🪱🪱🌱🪲🐜🐜🐜🪱
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pidgysnest · 1 year
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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pidgysnest · 1 year
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🍪🎵 it's the most sugary time of the year 🎵🍪
this year, for the holidays, i built a sugar-cookie bird feeder and filled it with candies and tiny, TINY miniature sugar cookies!!
making my own little templates and hoping to heck that the, slightly outwardly slanted, walls would hold was an exciting but nerve wracking challenge! hahahaha! it was also my first time trying to melt sugar for windows~ and it worked out pretty good!!! <3
happy holidays everybody!!! sending much love and many tasty treats!!!! ❤️❄️🍪
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pidgysnest · 1 year
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💗🌿 growing at our own pace 🌿💗
(inspired by this post)
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pidgysnest · 1 year
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