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peri · 6 hours
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whenenver i save a bug in trouble its kind of like im their mr beast
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peri · 6 hours
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When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk
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peri · 7 hours
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Fuck Israel and fuck everyone who still wants to pretend this is confusing or complicated. Is it really that hard to point out the "bad people" in a scenario where a multi-billion military apparatus is handcuffing and killing children and medical staff inside a fucking hospital?
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peri · 7 hours
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peri · 8 hours
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mutuals you would sit on a power line like little birds with
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peri · 8 hours
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can someone give me $100,000 I won't pay you back
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peri · 8 hours
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Cashier: all right, your total will be 49.87 you can tap or insert—
Me: hey. I just wanted to say… thank you for selling me these items.
^just a new interaction i was thinking of doing, to make the world a little brighter
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peri · 9 hours
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think about me
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peri · 10 hours
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peri · 10 hours
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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
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peri · 15 hours
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peri · 15 hours
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Cosmo!
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peri · 15 hours
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I did a style practice with Blaze!
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peri · 15 hours
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Guy who fakes his death every time he gets mildly embarrassed about something he did
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peri · 1 day
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there are never enough "i love fat men" posts
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peri · 1 day
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the 100th annual straight-passing bisexual couples egg and spoon race is tomorrow you guys
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every time i use my weed vape i am temporarily taken back to october 2021 about a week before my... incident. i was watching the new icarly show, waiting on dinner to be done. alone in my room, with the red LEDs on, my bottle of pepsi on my computer desk. vaping, getting high, feeling numb. and then i go about my day
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