people-of-mariokart-tour
The People of Mario Kart Tour
I make fun of rude usernames on Nintendo’s Mario Kart Tour.
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Nothing like a warm cup of fresh ass
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It takes two to tango
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Just so we’re clear, I absolutely have.
Have you ever played Mario Kart…. on weeeeeed?
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Have you ever played Mario Kart…. on weeeeeed?
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Holy BJ so good you’ll be seeing god
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Your mama so bad at Mario Kart Tour she buys premium challenges
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She got the donque-e-kong am I right?
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If you want the D, I found it for you
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Fart. Box. 69.
Masterpiece.
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Yup. Fuck Putin. Get the fuck out of Ukraine.
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Too far, kid. Too far.
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Dysuria is no laughing matter. Please read the following article to find out more about why your burning pee means you have a tumour in your wee wee place: https://www.webmd.com/women/dysuria-causes-symptoms
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In 1972, the only threat was Andrew. However, by 1979, folks had to contend with Death From Above.
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Bitch Nuggets consist of small pieces of reconstituted boneless bitch meat that have been battered and deep fried.
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Not gonna lie, I almost missed this one…
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Top tier virgin username
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I almost submitted this to @inappropriatemktnames and if you follow me, you should follow them.
There’s a man who knows what he likes and isn’t afraid to tell everyone.
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