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just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

#this is awfully sad #to think these plants grew and evolved alongside these animals and insects that no longer exist #reblog

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Please reblog for a bigger sample size! I'm very curious

#TECHNICALLY i dont name them #i just. think of them as my name. #but if asked. no they dont have a name and im open to suggestions hahaha #polls #reblog

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it's finally done ive been working on this since January

eat tumblr

#gosh penny's voice is always so lovely #(ive secretly been fixating on sonic for a few months shhh) #sonic the hedgehog #sonic frontiers #penny parker #snapcube #reblog #this animation brings me so much joy btw

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#CKWJZNAIZHWH #ants #bugs #reblog

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I know writers like this, but fanartists, genuine question:

Asking this genuinely because some times I DO want to leave nice comments about art I found pretty, but usually don't since I've found it's not really the culture around fanart as opposed to fanfics.

Please reblog because it's been bothering me.

#oh absolutely!!! #though i find tumblr doesnt always notify my when someone leve a chat in the notes compared to the tags :(( #but i love reading what people say about my art!! #its so very important to me! #reblog

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Pin for survivors

#this is so loverly #im so glad we all got to come together today for the same cause #boop #april fools #reblog

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If we interacted for the first time today via boops and are unlikely to run into each other again because we don't have the same fandom niches I just want you to know our boop bond is real and if I ever see you randomly come across my dash I'll think to myself "aww my boop bud" and send you warm thoughts and good vibes

#to everyone that booped me back today #boop #april fools #reblog

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(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

#<33 #polls #boop #april fools #reblog

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not even reposts or seeing who the users are anymore, scrolling through my dash and if i see that button you are getting fucking got. get booped mother fucker (loving)

#kat sent me a message earlier telling me to turn on boops and i was confused #anyway this is what ive been doing for the past two hours now #boop #april fools #lizard .txt

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since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

#happy april fools everyone :)) #april fools #reblog

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part two of this thing………….. almost a year later, hey thanks

#gosh... #insp #reblog

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#i think about this comic all the time... #insp #reblog

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First trailer for Dreamworks' ‘THE WILD ROBOT' and HOLY FUCK ITS GORGEOUS???????

#oh wow this is amazing #reblog

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OP of the original post turned off reblogs but as of 3 hours ago 3/3/24 Deux Face is still alive and doing well!! According to the farm's Facebook she is starting to try to stand and getting better at holding up her head. The farm has been very clear that they're going to care for her and do their best to meet her needs, they are not planning to sell her or show her off to the media. They also haven't mentioned any other noticeable deformities inside or out and have noted that both heads connect at the same throat, and she's lived for about 5.5 days at this point which is shockingly long for an animal with this level of deformities. Go Deux Face!

#im so proud of her #she is genuinely such a beautiful calf i hope she lives her fullest life in comfort #cows #reblog

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abandoned space elevator

#oh wow... #i also thought it was an actual photo #that is absolutely amazing #genuinely gorgeous #from the way you can just about see the individual trees as they go off into the fog #to the graffiti and the aging and discoloration of the bricks #absolutely stunning #insp #reblog

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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

#this is very sweet actually #a group of people frawn together by circumstance becoming friends because of it #:)) #reblog

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English added by me :)

#HAHAHSHDKCMWMZI #type of person i strive to be /j #reblog