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pathetic-men · 2 days
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pissed the fuck off that like half the songs on everything is a lot are so lincoln coded. i mean it makes sense because it’s music made by a really annoying guy so of course they could easily apply to a really annoying woman but UGH! now i keep having to listen to will wood!
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pathetic-men · 2 days
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i keep having to make my characters cisgender for the story to make sense life is a terrible nightmare
saddest day ever this blog is dead and paul has to be a cisgender man or the story wouldn’t make sense
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pathetic-men · 3 days
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lincoln is the dumbest woman on earth. girl wipe those tears up! it’s your own fault you’re cheating on your stupid husband! maybe next time don’t marry the first man who hits on you just because you’re scared of being a lesbian :/
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pathetic-men · 5 days
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lincoln is just a dramatic teenage girl trapped in a 37 year old man’s body
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pathetic-men · 5 days
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i hate to watch you go but i LOVE to watch you leave…
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pathetic-men · 5 days
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why as a woman is the thought of another woman making your loins gurgle
why as a man is the thought of another man making your loins gurgle
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pathetic-men · 5 days
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this woman was born with a higher net worth than i’ll ever have in my whole life. i fucking hate her let’s run her over with a semi. hi girl i need you so bad
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pathetic-men · 6 days
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Tag that OC that absolutely covers their face in star stickers
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pathetic-men · 9 days
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tag the oc couple who are "opposites attract" coded and tag the oc couple who are like the same person just written in different fonts
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pathetic-men · 10 days
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brutalist candy cane
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pathetic-men · 12 days
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ms. jane linkedin
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pathetic-men · 13 days
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“ford come on you dont understand we need to fuck it nasty right now or we won’t be able to build a little empire out of some crazy garbage called the blood of the exploited working class. ford you’ve gotta listen to me”
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pathetic-men · 13 days
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NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME. IVE LISTENED TO PUPPETS BY DEPECHE MODE LIKE TEN TIMES TODAY. NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
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pathetic-men · 17 days
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i think lincoln should be cheating with ford on her husband john wilkes booth
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pathetic-men · 17 days
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there's just something undiagnosed about you babe i want you so bad
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pathetic-men · 17 days
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WHAG IF MS. LINCOLN (they’re women sometimes now) WASNT DIVORCED. AND WAS (i’m over caps) in fact still married to her stupid shitty husband so she’s cheating on him with ford, who’s even stupider and shittier just in a different way
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pathetic-men · 21 days
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leona and frankie… now that would be beautiful
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