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Roy Is Scary (Jamie Tartt x Fem!Reader)

Warnings: New at this and only posting because Jamie Tartt needs more fanfics written about him.

Summary: Jamie and Reader can be really smart, but also really dumb.

“You better not fuck things up with her.” Roy told Jamie when you first appeared as an assistant to the coaches.

“What do ya mean? Fuck things up with who?” Jamie asked him. Not realizing he would stare at you for a little too long every time you entered his line of sight.

“(Y/N), she’s a good assistant and she seems like she can keep the team in line when I can’t.” This was soon found to be true. While you were very sweet, you knew when to flip the nice switch off and shatter some egos. When the team found out that Ted was sending in his niece from America who wanted a change of scenery that she would be like him. Which you were, you gave the occasional pun, lots of kindness, and plenty of motivation. However, you were ‘Led Tasso’ far more often than Ted was. In all honesty, Jamie found it really attractive when you would let your frustrations loose. After a few months of you working at Richmond you gained a boyfriend, and Jamie couldn’t help but be jealous and resent poor Peter.

When Peter came in with you to work one day, Jamie was the only one who didn’t greet him and the team picked up on that, and unfortunately for Jamie, so did (Y/N). When she finally cornered him about it a few days later, she asked,

“What the hell did you have against Peter?” Jamie looks up at you, “I know you thought something was wrong with him, so out with it.” He doesn’t know what to say and you used the past tense when referring to him.

“Nothin. Ya just shouldn’t be with him,” he told you.

“Well, I’m not. He broke up with me because he suspected that you and I have feelings for each other.” You quickly look away from him, but this accusation sent Jamie into shock, his intentions were never to get Peter to break up with you. He didn’t think giving Peter the cold shoulder was going to cause him to jump to conclusions, but instead of apologizing, Jamie asked,

“Do we?” Poor Jamie doesn’t ever think about how smart you are when you notice his choice of words. So when you whip your head around and ask,

“Jamie, you have feelings for me?” He goes into shock. You caught him. You knew the truth and Roy Kent was going to be pissed because Jamie had indeed fucked things up. “I can’t believe I wasted my time with Peter when I could have been with you instead.” You finished. Jamie is going through emotional whiplash until he finally spits out,

“You what?” Which for someone so smart you also had your dumb moments, taking his question as him confessing he did not in fact have feelings for you and you had jumped to the wrong conclusion. You did what Uncle Ted told you not to do, you messed things up for yourself. You would have to run away from society to hide from your shame.

“Jamie, I’m sorry, forget I said anything at all, okay?” You rushed and tried to turn away when Jamie grabbed your wrist.

“Wait (Y/N), I just didn’t realize that my feelings were mutual, alright?” You sighed in relief.

“Good, because I thought I was going to have to disappoint Uncle Ted and I would have hated that.”

“Nah, I thought I was going to be on the pointy end of Roy Kent’s rage, I think you would have survived Ted.”

“Oh yeah, Roy is scary as fuck.”

#jamie tartt #jamie tartt x reader #jamie tartt x fem!reader #ted lasso

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Idk why I keep putting warnings that I’m new at this because I have now realized that y’all will take a Jamie Tartt fanfic anyway that y’all can get it lmao. same tho...

#jamie tartt #jamie tartt x reader #ted lasso

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Taylor Swift (Jamie Tartt x Reader)

Warnings: Have not been writing for long and this is super self-indulgent.

Summary: Jamie takes interest in something (more like someone) that you enjoy. Reader’s gender is not specified.

You might have accidentally made Jamie Tartt into a Swiftie. It started when you were simply listening to Bad Blood (feat. Kendrick Lamar). A song that he didn’t even know existed. So, when he walked into your shared bedroom during Kendrick’s part, he was excited. You were listening to an artist that he really liked. He was then shocked to hear Taylor’s voice.

“Love?” He asks you as you’re bobbing your head while folding laundry.

“What’s up?” You respond.

“Is this a Taylor Swift song with Kendrick Lamar?” You just look at him and nod very slowly. He follows up with:

“What other songs by her do you think I’d like?” And that was that. You started him off with Reputation. He liked End Game, I Did Something Bad, Gorgeous, and Dress. In the back of your mind knowing that he would be an Evermore fan. Besides listening to Reputation, you introduced him to the rest of them in the order that they came out. Debut isn’t exactly his favorite but he liked Picture to Burn… kinda. When you got to Fearless (Taylor’s Version), he won’t ever admit that he cried to You’re Not Sorry. He does jam to Tell Me Why. On Speak Now, his favorites were Better Than Revenge and Long Live. With Speak Now also came you explaining what John Mayer did and how Taylor Lautner will go down as one of Swift’s best exes. Red (Taylor’s Version) came and suddenly the hate for Jake Gyllenhaal made sense and he became very scared for John Mayer and said something along the lines of,

“Sorrows, sorrows, prayers.” Ultimately his favorites on the album became The Lucky One and I Bet You Think About Me. When you finally listened to 1989 he was excited to be out of the woods country music wise-he will never admit that he kind of likes it. He immediately loves Clean, Wonderland, and New Romantics. You were surprised Bad Blood wasn’t on his list and he told you,

“It’s good but it’s not better than the others, babe.” After that you asked,

“Do you want to listen to Reputation again, for the sake of listening in order?”

“Nah,” he answered, “No time, we need to listen to all of the albums before repeating.” Then came Lover. You explained to him that this was the first album that she owned and everything about all of the things that happened and went down. Once you finally go to listen, he broke down listening to The Archer.

“It’s like she wrote the song just for me,” he explained to you. It was at that moment you knew he was going to break even more at Folklore and Evermore. In the meantime he also really enjoyed I Forgot That You Existed. Before you start with Folklore and Evermore you explain how she wrote them during quarantine and that they are more storytelling albums and not very poppy.

“Folklore tells the story of James, August, and Betty.” You told him. He nodded and it was off to the races. By the end of it, his love for Taylor Swift grew even more. When listening to Peace he has to look away from you but you grab his face,

“You give me peace.” You had been worried about this song. The public had many opinions on your relationship with him being famous and you having seemingly appeared out of nowhere. He was always worried that you would leave him to be rid of the limelight that you didn’t want. What he didn’t seem to comprehend was that he was your peace, and you didn’t need anything else when he was with you. He just looks at you while the rest of the song plays. You finish the last two songs on the album and leave it at that. You don’t bring up listening to Evermore the next night like he thought you would. He figured you were tired and let it slide, but once a week had passed he took matters into his own hands and listened on his own. When you finally asked,

“Ready to listen to Evermore?” He responded with,

“Already did, I now understand your love for Cowboy Like Me.” This sends you into shock, once you collect yourself, you are angry and proud of him at the same time.

“You listened without me?! I wanted to be here for every album!” And a few seconds later you add, “I’m really happy that you like her music.”

“I’m happy you’re not that mad because I also went ahead and listened to Midnights without ya.” He boasts.

“Jamie Tartt, I can not believe you listened to the last two albums without me!” You laugh.

“What can I say? You put me on.”

#jamie tartt x reader #jamie tartt #ted lasso

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“Please, I need to get this done”

Warning: This is my first time writing please be nice to me. If it really sucks please let me know lmao. Oh and reader is female and uses/addressed with she/her pronouns.

Summary: Reader is busy and Jamie isn’t leaving her alone.

“Jamie, I’m going to need you to fuck off for a few minutes.” She pleads with the footballer in front of her in her office. “Please, I need to get this done.” What was supposed to be a safe space where she could get work done for the preparation of the team's away games. But Jamie Tartt was getting in her way. She would never admit that she had developed a crush on him ever since he came into her office asking to share a room with Sam on a trip. She thought it’s because he was nervous to ask in fear that she would say no, but she already had them down as they were sharing a room at the request of Coach Lasso.

“Where’s the fun in that?” He asked her rhetorically. He developed the tiniest crush on her when he walked by her office on his way to see Keeley in Rebecca’s office. Since then he had found every excuse to come into the office of the (h/c) haired and (e/c) eyed girl. The first time to request being roomed with Sam. Which he already knew was happening but when she confirmed what he already knew she told him to “Come by anytime.” He took that and ran. Going into her office once a week slowly turned into three times a week and then once a day. On this day in particular, he had already come in that morning and was back in the afternoon, making this the first time he had visited twice in the same day.

“Jamie,” She warns. He was asking her far too many questions about their next away game: ‘How are getting there?’ ‘Is the whole team going together?’’ and ‘Are you going?’. He already knew the answers to all of these and she could swear that he was just asking to annoy her.

“(Y/N),” He mocks.

“You already know all of these answers. What do you really want?” His mind starts to race, she had seen right through him. His usual confident persona drops and she becomes worried. “Did I push you? I’m so sorry, that wasn’t my intention. I’m just busy right now Jam-”

“Nah, it’s fine, you’re good.” He cut in. The persona coming back a little. He mind still racing with thoughts of how to ask her out when she interrupts the silence with,

“Do you wanna get dinner tonight?” To which he simply nods and is then met with her next words.

“Good, it’s a date! Now either be quiet or get out of my office.”

#jamie tartt #jamie tartt x reader #ted lasso #afc richmond

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Maverick: Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Bob: I did. I broke it

Maverick: No. No you didn’t, Hangman?

Hangman: Don’t look at me, look at Rooster.

Rooster: What?! I didn’t break it!

Hangman: Huh? That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Rooster: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Hangman: Suspicious.

Coyote: If it matters, probably not... Phoenix was the last one to use it.

Phoenix: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Coyote: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Phoenix: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, Coyote! Everyone knows that!

Bob: All right everyone, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Maverick.

Maverick: No, who broke it.

Payback: Sir, Fanboy has been really quiet...

Fanboy: Really?!

Payback: Yeah, really!

____________________

Maverick: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Maverick: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

#top gun maverick #incorrect top gun quotes #incorrect top gun maverick quotes #bradley bradshaw #rooster #hangman #jake seresin #phoenix #natasha trace #bob floyd #coyote #payback #fanboy

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Rooster: Didn’t you ever play baseball?

Bob: I was on the Math Team!

#incorrect top gun quotes #bob floyd #bradley bradshaw #top gun maverick #incorrect quotes

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Iceman about Maverick: He’s got the survival instincts of a cockroach

#incorrect top gun quotes #maverick #iceman #top gun

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Oh no, he's hot

Bradley Bradshaw about Jake Seresin at some point

#hangster #rooster #bradley bradshaw #jake seresin #top gun maverick

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I think that Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw would listen to Darius Rucker, he would dance to “Alright” in the kitchen and “I’m going straight to hell” at the Hard Deck.

#bradley bradshaw #rooster headcanon #top gun maverick

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Bradley Bradshaw

You have my heart in your hands 🙈🙈🙈

#bradley bradshaw #top gun maverick