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My Roman Empire.

I've too many emotions.

Long story short: I still haven't given up hope. We've got couple of years. :))))))))))) *cries in agony*

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stolitz duet lyrics

transcribed to the best of my abilities! ellipses and question marks indicate sections i couldn't make out. not fully accurate :)

STOLAS Thank you to the butterflies In my stomach. I haven’t  Felt this nervous since I was  A little fluffy dumb nestling

My derring-do is half-disguise Behind a smile, my beak is grinding Ever minding I swore I wouldn’t dwell on the divorce So for my own health I’ll remind myself

That when I see him I know that it won’t feel so tough! I’ll believe him, and not the voices Who say I'm not enough(?) If I can manage it(?) It can just be him and me I’ll set us free Oh how perfect it could be When I see him tonight!

BLITZO Full moon’s tonight? Alright alright! It’s been a while Since he craved your attention(?) Are we okay? Can’t really say… I’m getting by By avoiding this question

So complicated I hate when it’s complicated! Why do I always end up in situations that are complicated?! Here I go again, getting in my head So I’ll focus on the sexy stuff instead

STOLAS When I see him…

BLITZO We’ll go a round or two and I'’ll 'm gonna do that thing he likes

STOLAS When I trust him…

BLITZO No need to change things, I’ll just bring the rope and spikes

STOLAS Oh god!

BLITZO We’ve got a nice arrangement And it’s working out just fine We'll keep it light!

STOLAS I’ll fucking die alone if this goes bad tonight!

STOLAS AND BLITZO (TOGETHER) When I see him tonight!

STOLAS Am I doing something I can’t take back?

BLITZO (spoken) Relax…

STOLAS Would he want me if he was free?

BLITZO (spoken) We’re fine!

STOLAS And if he’s only here as a prisoner What kind of monster does that make me? My entire life’s been written in stone…

BLITZO (spoken) We’re gonna bone…

STOLAS He taught me that I could choose…

BLITZO (spoken) It's cool

STOLAS He deserves the choice to stay or go Though it scares me to think What I’d lose…

BLITZO Can’t wait to lose ourselves in nasty sex and make that bird squawk!

STOLAS Would it be so bad?

BLITZO Replace thinking with what makes sense, like him sucking my--

STOLAS God this is the worst!

BLITZO [...] Who needs words when you’ve got a mouth full of

STOLAS (spoken) Come to your senses [...] Deserving of your love and trust

BLITZO I’ll eat his bird puss nice and thrust!

STOLAS AND BLITZ (TOGETHER) And so… [...] And I...

BLITZO Oh yeah!

STOLAS But when I see him Will it be tender? Or be tough? Will it please him, or will I just be fucking it all up?

Can this be our relationship? Or am I still naive? I’ll set us free Whatever it may be When I see him (spoken) tonight…

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why is stolitz literally deathly fucking allergic to happiness WHAT EVEN IS THIS.

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I watch the beach reunion twice a day on average, thanks for asking <3

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Oh hello there Ed

#art #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #blackbonnet #edward teach #gentlebeard #saveofmd #арт

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#art #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #blackbonnet #edward teach #gentlebeard #saveofmd #арт

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how to wash ur hands properly (inspired by @macaulaytwins)

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how it started vs. how it's going

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well i drew some ice skating au stuff. i like it

#art #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #blackbonnet #edward teach #gentlebeard #saveofmd #ofmd fanart

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Hannibal 1x04 - “Œuf”

#hannibal was expecting will for family dinner

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Didn’t see this here and it’s amazing

(Cred to the artist on X)

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the HUG at the end, im LOSING MY MIND

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added subtitles to Stede calling Ed his boyfriend and now I'll go scream for a while-

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So now we know what came before, Ed’s face in this scene is so hilarious to me.

(Gifs by @daria-meoi )

‘He just called me his boyfriend! Me! Boyfriend! Look how fucking hot he is’

‘Hold on, he’s saying something about a plan, better say something. Speak words.’

‘Yeah, that’s right. Boyfriend. That’s him. My Boyfriend.’

Ed has zero idea what Stede has been saying.

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NEW OFMD S2 BTS OF ED (source)

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THE FUCKING WINK!!

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Stede: Is this alright? 🥺👉👈

Ed: 🥹🫠🫠