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#sabian #oc

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baby fever is the most foreign concept to me in the world. when i found out women don’t have to have children if they don’t want to i was like YAYYYY!!! I’M FREEEEE !!! ^_^ i was like 13 and i have never looked back…

#it’s also the people that want kids but want to also go through pregnancy #like why would you want 9 months of hell

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#sabian #oc

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#his TikTok brings me such joy

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Help I can’t stop saying “shat in the mother toilet”

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#only good thing would be into temptation

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Just saw talk to me and uh....Jesus fucking christ

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Horror movies love a dying animal in the middle of the road

#rambles

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just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone

🔁 pls reblog for sample size

#I’ve travelled alone and I’ve been to the movies alone and they were both very enjoyable #eating alone at a restaurant is awful

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i never knew the x files was so funny. “maybe it’s not a MAN beast we’re looking for” [looking at drawing of bigfoot with tits]

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I’m so done with people having no perspective and self reflection, like Christ do you not realise how good you have it and how priveledged you fucking are pls shut the fuck up

#like dude your problems are not that traumatic and awful pls

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hey don’t cry. anthony burch’s gay porno just came out.

#omg I need to find it

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marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy

#omg she’s just like me fr

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Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?

#hmm he was framed for coke smuggling #and then he was possessed by an entity of pure evil and probably did a bit of murder

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I made something

#and when you make something stupid you feel like a genius and then you try and it feels like shit

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Every episode of supernatural I watch one of them is saying “we should Go and Hunt Monsters on The Road” and the other is saying “are you sure? What about that Recent Traumatic Event?” And then the first one goes “what would make me feel better is to Hunt, and Kill Monsters, on The Road”