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parano1ddetective · 10 hours
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*gives you a black ragdoll cat with a little bowtie*
…CAT.
Heard she likes cats, but citation is needed. Itches head /ooc
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parano1ddetective · 10 hours
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*offers a really cool rock* its not malicious i promise!
I DON’T WANT IT I DON’T WANT IT.
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parano1ddetective · 10 hours
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bive, my hair friend, go
go and ask out split
i know you want to
do it
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here take this. give it to the lady i know you want to
go get em tiger i mean sentient hair
BUT WHAT IF SHE DECLINES?! WHAT IF SHE’S ACTUALLY A SPY. WHAT IFFF..
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parano1ddetective · 10 hours
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hey girl.. are you a girl..? 😏 cause. you look like a girl.. M
GO AWAY. DO I KNOW YOU?! ARE YOU SAYING THIS AS A TRICK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!??! BACK I SAY!!
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parano1ddetective · 10 days
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nvm gang, im not grounded
just not available during the night :P
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parano1ddetective · 11 days
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Hey gang, really sorry to say this but I think I’m grounded so ya probably won’t see me again after today
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parano1ddetective · 17 days
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😳
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SHES REAL. /pos /ooc
HEY, LET GO OF ME!!
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parano1ddetective · 17 days
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
screams at the hairball loudly for no reason (just to see what happens)
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING. WHO ARE YOU CALLING FOR. WHAT PLANS DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME??
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parano1ddetective · 18 days
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hey y’all, if i didn’t answer one of your old asks on here, I deleted them. im so sorry, it just feels a bit overwhelming that I have multiple blogs and I answer asks a LOT on those, lol..
if you wish to ask, asks are still open!! it’ll just take me a bit lmao,, im sorry
-blog owner/ooc
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parano1ddetective · 18 days
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What does bive do in her free time with split or retro ^_^
I JUST NEED SPLIT TO NOT BE LATE FOR MY SHWAFFLE HOUSE MEETING.
AS FOR THAT CAT.. I DON’T TRUST HER WITH THOSE LASER ABILITIES.
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parano1ddetective · 21 days
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*appears*
“Hello there I’m on the run from clowns so here have this knife goodbye”
*gives Bive a knife covered in clown blood before running away*
PLEGH.. WHY WOULD I USE THIS.
Proceeding to put it in her pocket.
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parano1ddetective · 21 days
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hi bive
AHH!! YOU AGAIN. THAT.. ROBOT.
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parano1ddetective · 21 days
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my friemd says.you look like
timekeeper cookie.
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opinions.
I LOOK NOTHING LIKE THIS PERSON?! WHY IS YOUR FRIEND SPREADING RUMORSS
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parano1ddetective · 25 days
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PLEGH sorry for the lack of answering asks
school + irl is really getting me burnt out
might close asks to my blogs if i lose motiv but for now im STRONG, CHAT.
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parano1ddetective · 26 days
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bive you just got turned into a marketable outfit for phighting
what is your input on this decision
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DUDE I LOVE HER SKIN SM IM PLAYING PHIGHTING A LOT FOR IT. /ooc
IT’S… CLEVER!! I DON’T TRUST PEOPLE ON THERE, THOUGH
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parano1ddetective · 26 days
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Do you say bazinga
NO.
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parano1ddetective · 28 days
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kitten.. you're making daddy angry.. please accept daddy's apology before-- OH NO!! KITTEN!!! RUN!! THE ALPHA IS COMING OUT AGAIN!! GRRR... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... *eyes glow red with rage* this.. this is what you get for upsetting daddy.. G RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... *goes feral* BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... GRRRRR RAFF RAFF RAFF RAFF RAFF... GRRRRR AWOOOOOO... AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK RAFF RAFF RAFF RAFF RAFF RAFF RAFF RAFF RAFF RAFF RAFF RAFF RAFF RAFF
(dying on the inside sos)
WHAT THE F—
No bive you can’t say that.
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