Heard the Levi nation was starving. They can have some of my leftovers
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A little fanart of Expiration Date
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Customizing the voice inside my head to sound like the TF2 sniper
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The three stooges when someone has two eyes
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FUCK ME DEAD
SniperTF2 x TeenMerc! Reader
((Year is set in the 2020s))
Tags: Brainrot slang, fluff, platonic relationship, reader consumes tiktok media brainrot and tries to infect sniper
"Fuck Me Dead" is an Australian slang for ffs so please don't misinterpret it as an NSFW fic.
NOT PROOFREAD
Ever since you got the job working as a mercenary for 2 old fucks fighting for a piece of land it's been pretty fun. When you were first offered a position it was equicoval. Why the fuck were they offering a minor a job in a battle-like field? Was this even a legal operation??? Nonetheless, you accepted the offer anyways.
After a good few months of working with your team, you've managed to aquire a bond with most of them. More specifically, Sniper. The Australian raised New Zealander had become your best friend. Or at least to you. Despite being a introverted fuck when it came to people in general you had managed to get on his good side.
You've hung out with him, watch videos on the Internet together. Though he could never understand "what you kids mean these days", he liked spending time with you.
"Sniper." you called out from his door frame.
"Whaddya want you ankle biter." He replied, visibly cleaning his gun after the day's match.
"Do you have skibidi rizz."
He's stunned by your words and turns to look at you concerningly.
"Mate what? Skibidi rizz..?"
"You have a negative canthal tilt and poor features have you tried looksmsxxing or mewing?"
“What the bloody hell is a looksmaxxing???"
"You look like a true autumn lowkey. Wanna be in my OOTD for my GRWM where I show my new Stanley cup I just got?"
".. Wha-"
"Level 5 gyatt rizz LeBron James you are my sunshine my only sunshine tiktok rizz party she ride the dick like a carnival digital circus pomni rose toy edging mewing streak gooner cave is it acoustic? Tiktok shop Ohio sigma tshirt am I deer pretty or bunny pretty. "
At this point you would have already killed the poor soul because what the fuck were any of the words you just spat out at him. Did you cast a spell on him?? You.. you witch???
"Mate did you hit your head." He stares at you horrified and concerned for your mental state.
".... No."
"I think you should go see medic."
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My brother confused : "Dude, you just shipped a boy and a girl."
Me in shock, apologizing: "I'm sorry it won't happen again!"
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hello. can you please draw soldier eating a burger thank you.
🍔Nom nom🍔
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Star Stroll ⭐✨🌟
Just my usual obsession with translucent dresses haha
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Nobody in the Archimedes tag is posting about the mathematician
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I will not stop drawing until someone reblogs my art with a keysmash.
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