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Broke: did the homework by hand

Woke: wrote a matlab script to do the homework

Bespoke: used some new software that's like a hybrid of matlab and latek to do the homework and have it be formatted nicely???

#lab group was discussing this the other day #I'm so mad I didn't think of using matlab. I forget it's like. allowed

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Once again I can't make a punchy quote out of it but my professor spent a truly inordinate amount of time talking about Eurovision today. Like I know this class would more accurately be called Irrelevant Tangents Seminar but truly this was off the wall even for him.

#and he's subjecting the research group to a eurovision kahoot in january... folks it's going to be a massacre

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"Everything could cause cancer"

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"If you don't want to call it the conducting band you can call it the party bus"

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"It's just not responsible, how the hell do I know that's pi to the fourth"

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"I've lost track of what TVs are these days"

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"Solar Power - the energy source, not Lorde's third studio album -"

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"You have to suffer me today"

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"You need to create some fancy acronym if you want to do anything"

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"I can kick the machine, I can blow it up with dynamite,"

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"Squeeze platforms, it's a very romantic term"

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"How much you spend playing with the salmon"

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What level are u taking chinese at?

-👾 (fellow engineering major)

Tragically I'm not taking classes anymore bc I started grad school but the last class I took was my uni's Chinese 3, and my teacher said I was at a low intermediate level ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I gotta say though, at minimum 60% of my learning Chinese has been through watching cdramas which makes it sort of hard to assess level. I've got a decent grasp of the basic vocabulary and grammar but also a lot of lexical gaps, but I know a zillion old-fashioned words for like, emperor, prince, etc. Not useful.

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"Well right now I'm Goku so maybe I could,"

#engineering #professor quotes #university #grad school #I don't know who goku is. help.

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"Some people just need to retire"

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"Imagine with the best of your ability that that's a gear"

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"If you don't like trigonometry you'll suffer"

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