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are we all excited for a very sexual sunday

if every time i was going to make a horny post i put it in drafts instead and then once a week i dropped them all at the same time for Sexual Sunday well that doesnt sound likr a good idea to me at all. on the other hand,

#i feel like i should put a tag on. probablt the courteous thing to do #or start usinf the mature content function. unless makibg too many posts wirh those gets your blog hid or sonethung idk #sorry im typing w one thumb. and not the good one

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#settles into he/she/they eventually #but after spending their life confined to the role of a Man’s Man she does take a bit of a he/him sabbatical first #just so she can come back to it on his own terms

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#Cat collar (‘‘Petplay’’)

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my favorite edit i've ever made <3 just my own headcanons but every possible flavor of t4t gentlebeard is real and canon

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💫Zheng being like an attacker cat, and we were there too🐈‍⬛����🐈‍⬛

Source: Samba Schutte / IG

#ED. HONEY.

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Ed and Stede would absolutely be that couple with a billion little codes for when they need out of a situation.

At a social situation and they're getting tired? Stede's probably been watching for it because Ed's been getting quiet and clingy, but then Ed'll pop his head up from where he's been hiding his face in Stede's neck and mumble something tangentially related to what they were talking about, "yeah, yeah, beer's really good here, Stede and I had this orange lager a few months ago," and Stede's been looking for oranges because that's their code word, and he's able to make a timely excuse so none of their friends are any the wiser. They get to go home and cuddle and recharge.

They're in public and meet up with an old friend of Ed's, Stede's already on edge because Ed's smile doesn't look quiet right, Ed takes his hand and squeezes it three times and Stede knows it's time to talk about a very important appointment they're going to miss if they don't leave right now immediately.

Stede's on the phone with a distant family member or old business contact looking for his father, Ed's listening in because Stede's voice is getting overly polite and that's never a good sign. Stede slips in a "oh, isn't that down by the coast, there's a lighthouse there" and Ed starts loudly going "hey baaaaabe can you come in here??? That mole is baaaack and I need you to look at it" so Stede can hang up the phone.

Just giving each other the agency to choose when it's time to leave and helping them get out. Ed's felt so forced to do things he doesn't want to do for so long; Stede's used to having no one in his corner. But with their powers combined? They can finally leave situations they don't want to be in.

#I FORGOT ALL ABOUT PHONE MOLE

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letting everyone know this picture exists

#pink light looks so good on him. tbh

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flower crown portraits

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was tagged by @blakbonnet to make a picrew (link) of what my blog would look like as a person YAY thank you ive never been tagged in one of these before!!! so exciting!!!!

no-pressure tags (apologies if i’m double tagging anybody): @margaritaville @bird-divorce @adamarks @shawsbear @t4tgb @ um

there are for sure more of you id like to tag but ive just forgotten all the names of anybody ive ever met on this website. FUCK

#spent a borderline unreasonable amount of time making this i got way too into it 😭 #would u believe the pastel color scheme was an accident tho #i was like ‘ok grey for obfuscated identity light yellow for blog theme ooh soft toys id better put those in’ #i think i struck an appropriate balance between comfort and silliness and offputting…..-ness #the baseball bat is for whumping ed with. ik one of the knife options would make that clearer but i like blunt force trauma

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shhh! the cat is sleeping!

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #aa. aaaaaaaa aaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa #kiss his little head. aaaaaaau

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question that periodically resurfaces in my mind but never stays in one place long enough for me to remember its there: do we know for sure whether stede hired frenchie specifically as an actual official musician-on-board kind of deal or is he just, like, the friend who brought his guitar to the function so we can jam

#my assumption was the former for a while but the idea of the latter makes me really happy.. theyre all friends…. #hey bro we are all going to hang out later and frenchie is bringing his guitar so we can jam. you should come too

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the thing about ed sitting in stede’s lap is stede loves a deep pressure stim and ed loves feeling like a pea inside of a pod. so theyll just do that all day

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gentlebeard cowboy au

#stede is fully engaged in the adventure theyre having and ed is just happy to be holding stedes hand 😭

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exclusivity is up for the A to Z of Ed Teach Zine, so here's my sfw piece, I for Illumination, based off of Mucha's The Moon~

this ofmd zine is over 140 works centered around ed, both sfw and ns//fw, and can still be purchased by donating to an LGBT+ charity and submitting your screenshot to this google form

#dreamy sigh

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this is what it sounds like when doves cry 🕊

[ID: A digital sketch of Taika Waititi as Edward Teach/Blackbeard in Our Flag Means Death. The canvas is tan paper with black ink line art and a simple wash of limited colour in a warm brown palette. We’re looking at Ed over his right shoulder from behind side-on, long hair cascading down his back and over his shoulder with some of it up in a loose bun. He is clean-shaven and looking down with his eyes half-lidded. Background is a simple pale circle. /End ID.]

#lookig at this is making me insane he is so holdable and kissable #the way his hair is drawn… ough

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kitty cat

#OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD OHHH MY GOD

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Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks, But bears it out even to the edge of doom.

#ohhhhhhgoddd