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Joe Biden found on a cattle ranch in southern New Mexico completely drained of blood with several parts surgically removed
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I had to research Corn Flakes for my American Icons class and I came across what may be the funniest fucking image I have ever seen.
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corn on the cobbed
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love the way we finish each others’ sentences. it’s like we’re soulmates or the beastie boys
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hiiiii 👋  hi  🙋‍♀️  i’m lady kier from deee-lite…. welcome to my klæüsêt…….. yes, i am a mouse potato…… computer nerd…….. otaku…………… and this is where it happen
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*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*
Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.
Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.
We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.
Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.
"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?
Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?
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ultraviolence
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wet beast wednesday
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GUYS WE DID IT
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Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old
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