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something my mum always taught us was to look for the resources we're entitled to, and use them. public land? know your access rights and responsibilities, go there and exercise them. libraries? go there and talk to librarians and read community notice boards, find out what other people are doing around you, ask questions, use the printers. public records offices? go in there, learn what they hold and what you can access, look at old maps, get your full birth certificate copied, check out the census from your neighbourhood a hundred years ago. are you entitled to social support? find out, take it, use it. does the local art college have facilities open to the public? go in, look around, check out their exhibit on ancient looms or whatever, shop in their campus art supply store. it applies online too, there is so much shit in the world that belongs to the public commons that you can access and use if you just take a minute to wonder what might exist!!!

#for future reference #for future use #helpful

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What are your plans for after big big run?

BIG BIG NAP

#splatoon #salmon run #big run #big big run

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#wizardposting #:this ones for u shelb

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Realised strange nerd is an anagram of transgender and my life suddenly got better

#trans

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Stop making blackout poetry of your soul, redacting the bits you don’t think are necessary just because you think people will like you better abridged

#hope #wizardposting

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Katy Layman - 13:13, 2022 - Oil and acrylic on canvas

#art #:HUH???? #:i can see the fuckin JPEG ARTIFACTING before i can see the brush strokes!!

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happy pride everyone

#pride #amogus

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Sometimes it is just you and your emotional support cast iron frying pan that is the perfect size for frying two (2) eggs against the world.

#:so true bestie #cooking

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#cats #:whhhhf

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Nintendo Announces That The Switch's Successor Will Be The Wii U Again

Putting an end to months of intense anticipation and speculation, Nintendo announced today that the Nintendo Switch's successor console will have the exact same name as its predecessor, the Nintendo Wii U. It will also have the exact same technical specs and game library, and Nintendo projects the exact same lackluster sales.

In a press conference at the company's Kyoto headquarters, senior executive officer Yoshiaki Koizumi explained the reasoning behind the move: "We decided to release Wii U again because it's pretty good. It rules, actually. I love it."

Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa further elaborated: "Nintendo Land was my shit. Game & Wario was so underrated. So was Kirby and the Rainbow Curse. So was Star Fox Zero. So was Animal Crossing amiibo Festival. So was Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric." Furukawa went on to list every single Wii U exclusive game over the next minute and a half, as Koizumi cheered and applauded.

Also present at the press conference was legendary developer Shigeru Miyamoto, who mostly talked about how much he misses Miiverse. "I'm so nostalgic for Miiverse. When I look back on my life, I realize that without exception, my most cherished memories and friendships all happened within Miiverse. In fact, it was in the Meme Run community that I met my current wife and children."

"Splatoon 1 is the best Splatoon," Furukawa continued. "Mario Maker 1 is the best Mario Maker. Hyrule Warriors 1 is the best Hyrule Warriors. Mario Kart 8 non-Deluxe is the best Mario Kart 8."

"Yooooo, the battle mode with the racing tracks was so much fun!!!" Koizumi exclaimed, as Miyamoto vigorously nodded in agreement. "Underrated," Furukawa repeated. "So underrated."

The press conference concluded with all three agreeing that the Nintendo Switch "sucks" and "ain't shit," deciding on the spot that they would deactivate its online servers in order to reconnect the Wii U ones as soon as possible. "If you like Switch better, I'm very sorry, but it's inferior and we're shutting it down."

"I'm not sorry," Miyamoto said, addressing Nintendo Switch fans directly. "Fuck you. I wish I could shut you down, too."

#nintendo #satire #:lmao?

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ok hopefully this isn't way to big for the blog. im just gonna post it and see I made these rhythm heaven emotes a couple years ago and I'd hate to have em rot somewhere where noone could potentially use em

#rhythm heaven #emotes #:lets gooooooo!!!

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reblog to give your mutuals a burned cd

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#wii u #:huughfdsjfda love it

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my scapegoat is eating your straw man

#logical fallacies

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bapping you with my soft wittle paws until naught but ash and dust remains

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#hope #:i was showing my friend pics of my neighborhood and they said #Its so Picturesque #:and that changed how i look at it whenever i go home #:thanks jay :]