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oneflydude · 2 hours
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“Thats Darude. No like he’s a full mad lad. He’s sick. Go pet him” Ca$h says casually about his pet duck. I love him
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oneflydude · 4 hours
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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oneflydude · 9 hours
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6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away
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oneflydude · 1 day
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BODY HAIR, LET'S ALL HEAR IT FOR BODY HAIR 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊
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oneflydude · 1 day
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they put crack in hilson
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oneflydude · 1 day
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I am once again thinking about digging holes
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It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification
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I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable
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oneflydude · 1 day
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Renaissance painting. To me.
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oneflydude · 1 day
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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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oneflydude · 1 day
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Science is not apolitical. Researcher bias is real and there are many instances where racist, homophobic, and misogynistic scientists have slanted data (often subconsciously) due to their worldview and bigots use this to justify their hatred. Science is an impressive tool for understanding the world but any tool can be misused and being a scientist does not automatically immunize someone against their internal biases or the prejudices that exist in their societal milieu.
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oneflydude · 1 day
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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth
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oneflydude · 1 day
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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oneflydude · 1 day
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Was this your first nosebleed? Have your gums been bleeding? Do you have a rash anywhere I can't see? What are you doing? Are you diagnosing me?
9-1-1 3.10 • Christmas Spirit
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oneflydude · 3 days
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Autistic people should get time off of work when they develop a new special interest. Like maternity leave.
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oneflydude · 3 days
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nell 'there's not an accent i can't master and a man i will not beat the shit out of' jackson
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oneflydude · 3 days
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Can I use my Tumblr veteran veto to elevate him to some kind of sexy man status, can you please just let him Apply
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He's out here proving a gay man engaged to a newspaper magnate as a trophy wife, and a gay woman with Super strength and Twice his bounty CAN fall in love, wow, love is love
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oneflydude · 3 days
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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes
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oneflydude · 3 days
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wilson's gonna kiss it better
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