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hi

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Everyone should see this clip of Jon Matteson doing the Wiggly voice backstage

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at this point, the show better already be greenlit for 5 seasons because any other decision is dam stupid and wrong.

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Everyone else can go home. This is the funniest fucking thing ever said

i think you’re all vastly overestimating aziraphale’s self control. you’re telling me he’s gonna be in heaven w no food no wine no books no bitches for YEARS and he’s going to see crowley in s3 and just be? kinda sad about it?? no girl all his hungers have mixed together and the moment their eyes meet again he’s gonna be devouring some meat alright. out of crowley’s ass

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reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

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Imagine:

It’s been centuries. Merlin can remember everything. Every date. Every story. Every name. Everything except for Arthur’s face.

He only comes to realize this on the anniversary of Camlann. He visits the lakeside of Avalon, tears freely flowing down his cheeks as he sobs. He collapses to his knees.

And in the quietest, most broken voice you’ve ever heard whispers.

“I’ve forgotten what you look like. I don’t want to forget you, Arthur.”

i had to see this so you do too

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it was the dismissive “hey buddy” that killed me

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2487

Sara's staying out of it. (#incorrectquotes)

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Puppet History headcanon: Kate Peterman wasn’t in the latest season because Holo-Professor KNEW she would figure him out right away and she would NOT let him get away with it.

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i heard Colin Morgan say “how long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?” when I was 12 and my brain chemistry was permanently altered

#bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #colin morgan #bradley james

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He sings Jolene about Talia

No one on this planet could convince me that noel doesn't just rock out on angry southern women music

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holy shit i cant believe they made canada from ride the cyclone into a real thing

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YESSSS

who wants to start an rtc podcast w/ me

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I need actual rtc moots so i can talk to y'all and feel hyped abt rtc so if you like spacedolls and nischa and are willing to put up w me saying only the worst words i can think of maybe rb this and I'll follow u

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Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (pt. 2)

Noel: I don’t do relationships.

Mischa: *exists*

Noel: Shit.

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Noel: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Mischa: ..Have you never taken a shower before?

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Ocean: Just be yourself.

Noel: 'Be myself'? Ocean, I have one day to win Mischa over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Ricky: Couple weeks.

Constance: Six months.

Jane Doe: Jury’s still out.

Noel: See, Ocean?

Noel: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Ocean: From now on we will be using code names.

Ocean: You can address me as Eagle One.

Ocean: Noel is “been there done that”.

Ocean: Ricky is “currently doing that”.

Ocean: Constance is “it happened once in a dream”.

Ocean: Jane Doe is “if I had to pick a gal”.

Ocean: And Mischa is...

Ocean: Eagle Two

Mischa: Oh thank god.

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Ocean: I CAN'T DO IT!

Noel, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Ocean: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Mischa: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Ocean:

Ocean: I appreciate it,

Ocean: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Ricky: Ocean-

Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Constance: Ocean we gotta-

Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Ocean: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Ocean, motioning to Jane Doe: NOT FUCKING THIS

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Ocean: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Noel: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Mischa: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Noel, learn to listen.

Ricky: What if it bites itself and I die?

Constance: That’s voodoo.

Jane Doe: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Noel: That’s correlation, not causation.

Ricky: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Constance: That’s kinky.

Ocean: Oh my God.

#ride the cyclone #mischa bachinski #noel gruber #ocean o'connell rosenberg #constance blackwood #jane doe #ricky potts #nischa #mischa bachinski x noel gruber

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Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (provided by the incorrect quotes generator)

Noel: Hey, someone tried to fight a quid at the aquarium today!

Mischa: *covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Noel: Is something burning?

Mischa: *leaning against the counter* just my love for you.

Noel: Mischa, the toaster is on fire.

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Ocean: You’re right.

Noel: That’s an unusual phrase for you, did you just learn it?

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Ocean: Do you take constructive criticism?

Noel: I only take cash or credit.

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Ocean: You know those things kill you, right?

Noel: *pouring a glass of whiskey* Yeah, that’s kind of the point.

Mischa: *smoking a cigarette* Were trying to speed this shit up.

Constance: *nodding her head while eating raw cookie dough*

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Ocean: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Noel: Oh yeah? You’re the one who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Ocean: I’m leaving you! AND IM TAKING MISCHA WITH ME!

Constance: *picking up the Monopoly board* I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

#ride the cyclone #mischa bachinski #noel gruber #penny lamb #ocean o'connell rosenberg #constance blackwood #ricky potts #nischa

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Adding on to this: Ben taught Klaus basic Korean, and he did the exact same thing. He would pull like “annyeonghaseyo Benarino.” and Ben would seeth

headcanon: while growing up Diego taught Klaus basic Spanish so that they could talk without the others knowing what they were saying. But now as they’ve grown up, Klaus has used it in the most painfully white way in order to annoy Diego (e.g. “I’d like my regular suite, por favor!”)