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my brother got me this tumbler with a bunch of mushroom/fungus illustrations all over it and it’s the only tumbler I will accept in my life but the designer put one (1) graphic on it that’s actually a thalloid liverwort. no larger than a quarter on the actual product but I see it and I know

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Me: *is sitting here eating chips*

Me: *reblogs an anus*

14 anons: 🤤🤤🤤 someone is horny 🤤🤤🤤

Me: *continues eating chips* So horny...

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alejo ospina by jake o’donnell

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Gm

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FELLOW TRAVELERS 1.02 ‘Bulletproof’

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British Lads Hit Each Other With Chair

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spooked ya real good didn’t i 😝

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It’s Foreskin Friday!

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I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

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Ivan Ivanov via Instagram