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if there's one thing Zoey loves more than acting, it's dying in the starlight theater

#hatchetfield #starkid

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Starkid: *have had Jon, James, Jeff, Nick himself, Lauren, Curt, Corey, Kim, and Mariah all play these ancient, larger-than-life Eldritch God creatures that are, directly or otherwise, responsible for most of the horror pervading the Hatchetfield universe, and whose very appearance could drive a person insane.* Also Starkid: "Chad's too mythic and legendary a character to actually be played by a real human person."

#starkid #hatchetfield

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“kill them with kindness”

WRONG.

MAKE SOME LAST MINUTE CUTS

#workin' boys #starkid

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this is so fucking funny to me.

#starkid

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Person: What's your book about?

Writers:

I'm both somehow 🙃

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And then when we can't think of how to start it, we create memes

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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

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girls love it when there's a bisexual man btw

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so there’s this castle and you’re never gonna guess it’s location

#starkid #cinderella's castle

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Thinking about how they tossed Pincer’s body into a dumpster in Chicago

#starkid #starship

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be honest

#spies are forever #tin can bros

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Matt & Nick Lang: All right, we have a month to raise a quarter of a million dollars. It’s probably gonna be a long process.

The Starkid Fandom:

#cinderella's castle

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Calling it now, or manifesting (whatever you want to call it), I want the Jon Matteson frog knight to be mortally wounded in the climax of Cinderella’s Castle (perhaps to save Ella).

As he’s dying his little puppet death and I’m crying Ella tells him he’s a real knight and thanks him for his help, perhaps even declaring her love for him in a very platonic way (or a romantic way) and she gives him a little kiss.

Cue flashing lights and magic sound effects and who puts down the puppet and stands up but human man Jon Matteson who was The Frog Prince the whole time.

#cinderella’s castle #starkid #jon matteson