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officialpenisenvy · 8 minutes
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exactly. now imagine sitting there in the back of the stage just trying to play some generational music and having to listen to that blonde man moaning and writhing like he's having a guitar rammed directly into his prostate over and over for ten years
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officialpenisenvy · 47 minutes
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From ’Girls will be boys’ by Sophia Wallace
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officialpenisenvy · 47 minutes
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I LOVE SCHIZOPHRENICS, GIVING TEENAGERS HRT, REFUGEES, FREE HOUSING FOR ALL AND SHITTY GRAFFITI.
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officialpenisenvy · 1 hour
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me in the panopticon: ooh mama she's giving you surveillance! [is fatally shot by a sniper rifle from the tower]
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officialpenisenvy · 2 hours
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how many pieces of jewellry do you wear?
(includes individual rings, necklaces, earrings, piercings, etc)
none
1
2-3
4-5
6-7
8-9
10+
i add more/remove more depending on where i am
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officialpenisenvy · 2 hours
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i want that twink dealt with but not necessarily destroyed as i may have use for his conniving eunuch ways later
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officialpenisenvy · 2 hours
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youtube comment section on an old band's famous songs: "incredibly talented 🤩" "am i the only one in my generation that listens to this music instead of miley cyrus?" "saw them live in 1975 with my late wife i will never forget that memory" "RIP [whatever members of the band have died already]" "i always wanted to fuck the guitarist ever since i was a young girl!!"
youtube comment section under a less famous song of the same band: "underrated" "masterpiece" "one of their worst songs but still better than what's on the radio today" "my uncle told me this song is about the bassist being a faggot" "the bassist sure felt it bite! haha"
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officialpenisenvy · 3 hours
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god is in the smoking area of the gay club
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officialpenisenvy · 3 hours
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i wonder if my voice teacher still has that autographed photo of milva i think about it every time i listen to her songs
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officialpenisenvy · 3 hours
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there's a 1973 country rock song playing at this supermarket that sounds like a spoof of trampled under foot it's kinda eerie
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officialpenisenvy · 3 hours
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yeah i love rpf. robert plant faggotry
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officialpenisenvy · 3 hours
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yeah i love rpf. robert plant faggotry
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officialpenisenvy · 4 hours
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please don't touch me, 2021 by Luka Khabelashvili
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officialpenisenvy · 4 hours
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love the word babe. laziest term of endearment in the english language and it's still a banger
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officialpenisenvy · 5 hours
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sure at this point
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officialpenisenvy · 5 hours
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You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell
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