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[officialpapyrus]

Hug from the great papyrus?

-🐊

ALWAYS!!

#as papyrus #utdrp

[officialpapyrus]

frisk are you even old enough to be on this webbed site

moms at the gyftmas party so im going through her things

i cant go because mettaton brings the Super Adult eggnog

sincerely, frisk.

#frisk #utdrp

[officialpapyrus]

Papyrus what's your favourite food?

This question feels strangely familiar...

Do you know that you can direct any questions for Papyrus to @officialpapyrus? His blog is quite popular!

Sincerely, Toriel.

#toriel #utdrp

[officialpapyrus]

@carlyraejepsans @sansofficial bean bag sandwich

#utdrp fanart #im obsessed with this

[officialpapyrus]

WAIT IF YOU'RE KIND OF PRETTY MUCH OLDER THAN YOUR DAD DO YOU GET TO PULL SENIORITY NOW????????

makes sense to me. i'd tell him he's in time out now. but, uhhh...

#sans #gaster #utdrp #core utdrp #(YIPPIEE) #(loved hearing about dr papyrus) #(also what prev said 👏) #long post

[officialpapyrus]

Hello and sorry for desturbance, can I draw some of the asks you have in the rp account and post it on other social medias(with proper credit)?

Absolutely!!! If you could send me a link to the post(s) when they're up too, I would love to see them!!

#utdrp talk #this goes here too

[officialpapyrus]

[Eats the floor and Scurries away like a little rat]

HEY YOU! GET BACK HERE!!!!

#YOU CAN'T EAT THE FLOOR #PEOPLE NEED TO WALK ON THOSE!!! #as papyrus #utdrp

[officialpapyrus]

Sometimes I wonder what Sans and Papyrus would look like IRL……Here you are. The real ones.

THANKS! I LIKE TO THINK I’M GOOD AT BEING REAL.

#as papyrus #utdrp #(hajshskd thank you!!!)

[officialpapyrus]

what if (pause) i got you (long pause) a really (pause 2x) cool (dramatic pause) present (cricket noises) for (drumroll sfx) gyftmas (explosion sfx)

I- OH MY GOD??? ARE YOU OKAY??? FRIEND... THAT WAS QUITE THE EXPLOSION!!

AND… REALLY!? WOWIE!!! I WOULD... LIKE FOR THIS HYPOTHETICAL “WHAT IF” TO BECOME A LITTLE MORE THAN AN "IF" IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND!!

YOU CAN SEND MY REALLY COOL PRESENT TO MY PERSONAL MAILBOX OR AMBASSADORIAL PO BOX.

ALTERNATIVELY... YOU CAN JUST SHOW UP AT MY HOUSE! THAT WAY, I CAN GIVE YOU A GIFT IN RETURN. NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!

#as papyrus #utdrp #(thank you for sending this in randy I love it)

[officialpapyrus]

Hey there, Napstablook! Would you like to maybe hang out? We could have some ghost juice and catch up, mew~? Listen to some of your music and just…chill. Chill! CHILL, I suppose?

-Maddy (madmewmewofficial)

oh…….. mew……… you wanna hang out….? maybe after the holiday…. unless…. you wanna come to papyruses party, which………..umm…………………………………………………

#napstablook #utdrp

[officialpapyrus]

MERRY EARLY CHRISTMAS PAPYRUS!

* he gives papyrus a bone

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO!!

OH! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE... AND BY SHOULDN'T HAVE, I MEAN YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULD HAVE!!! I LOVE BONES!!!

#HOW DID YOU KNOW??? #as papyrus #utdrp #(I know I'm a bit late on this ask but it's still Christmas somewhere!)

[officialpapyrus]

Maybe you follow the law of human and monsters, but do you follow the laws of physics? 😎

SOMETIMES!!

#as papyrus #utdrp

[officialpapyrus]

Will you be smooching a particular cool dude under the mistletoe this Christmas?

HAHAHA… INTERESTING…

#mettaton #utdrp #(hmm...)

[officialpapyrus]

It seems like the Christmas season is upon us, forebodingly. Do you have a favorite part of Gyftmas?

CERTAINLY!! THROWING THE BEST HOLIDAY PARTY IN TOWN IS EASILY MY FAVORITE! THAT INCLUDES THE COOKING, THE DECORATING, AND THE ACTUAL PARTY ITSELF!!!

#AND THIS TIME... I WON'T BE CLEANING UP BY MYSELF! #as papyrus #utdrp

[officialpapyrus]

Papyrus, don't you ALSO have a marketable plushie? Maybe your plushie and Mettaton's plushie can be friends! Or even more?

YES! I DO!!

AND, YEAH! THEY’RE ALREADY IN THE FRIEND ZONE!!!

#SINCE THAT'S WHERE METTATON AND I ARE #as papyrus #utdrp #core utdrp

[officialpapyrus]

mettaton! any holiday plans? who will be your holiday sweetheart this year? i heard from a little bird monster that a certain cool dude mentioned something about it ….

BIRD MONSTER?? IS THAT BLASTED LITTLE ACID-GREEN PARAKEET STILL SPREADING RUMOURS ABOUT MOI??? THEY’LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS.

#mettaton #utdrp #(WBEJWBEJEB)

[officialpapyrus]

Why are you so cute?

I JUST AM!!!

#as papyrus #utdrp #(he's FLATTERED anon thank you)