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[officialancer]

boops you and boops you

Hehe! Yes! All the boops will be mine!

#boop

[officialancer]

* Sorry for the delays. We’re working on re-establishing the connection. * In the meantime, why not buy a video game from a little white dog? * It’s on sale for a reasonable holiday bargain.

#flower child #weird dog #lancer don’t look

[officialancer]

whats the purpose with the lancer don’t look stuff?? he can just look anyway right?

* It is within the realm of Lancer’s capabilities to “look anyway.” * But he never does. * It’s bizarre, yet incredibly convenient.

#flower child #lancer don’t look

[officialancer]

* Wait a minute. * Chair-a. * Like Chairiel, the beloved living room chair. * Only smaller and less covered in white fur.

CHAIRA DID U KNOW ASGORE ADN TOREL F R U C K E D THEY HAD S H R E X

* You think you hear the sound of demonic screaming. * Could be a loud waterfall.

#flower child #goat mom #lancer don’t look

[officialancer]

Hello there Lancer! I'm not very sure whats going on, but it seems like your very scared about something and don't know what to do, so ill do my best to give you some advice! It is good to be scared- Not out of anything malicious, but simply because it means your body is working through the problem with you. If you don't feel like you can do this yourself, i'm sure your friends would try to help! Do you know anyone you think would be helpful with the specific problem? (P.S. if your nervous about asking them yourself, i'm sure some other people here would happily send out some messages for you.) (P.S.S (i've attached a picture of a very small cat, i hope it makes you smile!) )

It’s… good to be scared? But that means…

Okay. No. I can’t do it. All I wanted was a way I could go down there and give him the note but I can’t. And… and that’s okay. I don’t have to go by myself. Right?

I think… I think I’m gonna ask my friends to help.

(P.S. Thank you.)

(P.S.S. So small…)

(:D)

#king dad #eggboy

[officialancer]

Lancer, I've had that same mindset my entire life and it's caused me a lot of trouble. Your friends won't stop liking you just because you need help. Friends stick by each other, no matter what.

You know what’s weird? My best friends in the whole world, I’ve only known for two days. Technically, I mean. But they’re the only ones who ever hang out with me just because. Not ‘cause anyone told them to or ‘cause we happened to grow up in the same castle. We’re only friends because we all wanted to be.

I can’t mess it up.

A while ago I ran away. Do you guys remember that? And they went and found me. They kept telling and telling me the stuff you’re saying now. I want it to be true. I don’t want to think they’d lie to me… Only, it’s really, really hard to believe. Why is it so hard?

#blue person #purple girl #tooothpaste #king dad #eggboy

[officialancer]

doing a thing on your own is not a sign of competence or lack of it lancer

But I have to be brave. I can’t always run for help! Everyone stops liking me when they always have to help!

#king dad #eggboy

[officialancer]

well, first, breathe

Okay

Okay I can do that

#king dad #eggboy #* I’m filling in the king dad tag too now. #* He just stopped.

[officialancer]

sometimes, lancer, you have to push through your fear to do what you have to.

(and remember: the Mean Anons are just saying words. words can't hurt you if you don't let them.)

But that’s not true!! Even Susie gets hurt by words and she’s the most tough!! I want to push through for the Man. I promise I’m trying! But I can’t push through. I don’t know how. I really don’t! I’m not lying! I can’t do it by myself! I need help! What do I do? I keep asking but none of you say what to do!!!

#king dad #eggboy #purple girl

[officialancer]

Hang in there, bud! Wishing you the best

…thank you…

I think I need help.

#king dad #eggboy

[officialancer]

lies you are nawt but a success

But I can’t succeed at this one dumb thing on my own!

#king dad #eggboy

[officialancer]

failure

I can do good things. My friends say so and they wouldn’t lie.

#king dad #eggboy #* Interfering is dangerous. #* I will get in trouble. #* It is not my problem. #* He’s handling it. #* Not my place to intercept.

[officialancer]

Hey, it’s okay to be scared, things are scary

But I’m not supposed to be scared of him. And I still don’t know what to do! I’m letting down the Man who gave me the note if I don’t do it, but I can’t do it by myself.

#eggboy #king dad

[officialancer]

Oh uhhhhh

Get well soon then

I’m well! It’s fine! I just don’t know what to do!

#king dad #eggboy

[officialancer]

@officialambassadorfrisk

Follow for the same picture of a rock every day

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[officialancer]

don't let the mean bully anons scare you, lancer!

'the only thing you have to fear, is fear itself'!!

i don't know what that means, but people much smarter than me say it so i'm sure it's helpful somehow!!!

But I’m still scared. I’m sorry. I can’t stop being scared. I’m supposed to be tough! But I can’t!

This shouldn’t even be a scary thing…

#king dad #eggboy

[officialancer]

HOHOHO NERVOUS EMOTIONS JOIN THE PARTY

Cue the FANFARE

That’s not funny! I really, really don’t know what to do!

#king dad #eggboy