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Shout-out to gl!charlie for dying in all three episodes of genloss

Truly a character doomed by the narrative

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i like how my whole things is themed off we happy few and ive posted about it ONCE

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i wanna see the mario movie

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genloss? more like uhh more like

genloss? more like gen uhhh genloss?? more like lipgloss

#insert sick guitar riff here

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oh how i wish to be a carrot freshly washed by the produce section sprinklers

#mmmmmm water #cold cold tasty water

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i love ranboolive

#i shall wear them as a skinsuit #their channel will be mine #anyways hes hilarious oml

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i eated my lasagna tooto fast and nwo i got a tumyache

#ouchie #ooooo #owie #tummy ache #lasanga

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here puppy time for ur pill!! (i say while hiding my meds in a slice of cheese)

#this is based off a real thing my friend does #he puts his pills in pizza to trick himself

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WHOT??? blimey

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Have you seen him

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what the hell is a venti

#i know it means 20 #but why is this our sizing #explain yourself BRAND

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GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEYRE SO COOL WHAT THE HELL??

Here’s the full fit of everythin, the sleeves are a bit wacky but can’t do much about that with my long as hell arms

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i have a little bear on my bag

#do you wish to see him

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this is the face of somebody who has so many things to say but should Never say them

I am full of information and various toast

#they are

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how do i start a halloween costume discussion now with someone that barely cares about holidays anyways???

#my boyfriend hates me #he doesnt actually #but i wanna talk halloween

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im so pissed that xbox gamepeass removed we happy few

#they dont like me being happy #im too poor to buy it #this is a hatecrime

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whopper whopper whopper whopper

#junior #double #triple #whopper