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#I have just learned this exists #I am going to be obsessed with it for the near future

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My 11-year-old couldn't decide what flavor of ramen to make, so I told her to flip a coin. Heads for spicy chicken, tails for beef.

Taking my advice, she flipped a penny, and when it landed on tails she said "Wait! Wait! I did it wrong!"

I told her that she did it right, because the real reason for flipping a coin isn't to let fate decide for you, but because when the coin is in the air, you will suddenly realize what you wanted in the first place.

I'm sure there's a life lesson there somewhere…

But honestly, I have never known her to pass up spicy chicken.

#ths is actually my favorite whenever someone asks for help making a decision #flip a coin and if you wish it was the other option go with the other option

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new layout 😐

#im stan and i was wrong #rip bisexual dan rydell layout you will be missed

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my father was a tailor, in leeds.

#black sails #web weave #i think about jack sewing more than is appropriate for the implication of one line in the whole show #jack rackham #poetry #web weaving

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when jack does this

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gay little scarf appreciation post

#the urge to start wearing funky little scarves like this

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black sails is on netflix now, here's some low effort propaganda for the more underrated yaoi it contains for the real tastemakers & connoisseurs

#i have never said anything bad about black sails on netflix black sails on netflix is my best friend #black sails

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oughhhhh

there is no daylight between you and I

#this is something is this something #black sails

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i miss post-grunge 😭

#it truly all comes back to the telecommunications act of 1996

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stuck on you ♡ webweaving

the great tv show // right where you left me by taylor swift // wuthering heights by emily brontë // pitiful origin by @sweatermuppet //brokeback mountain

#ohhhggggg my god

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no other kiss has ever been written i fear

#ennis not big on endearments said what he said to his horses and daughters #oh okay #okay

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!!!!!!!

#this is vanerackham to me btw #in either direction both r good

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VIII | XIX | XXI | XXII | XXVI | XXVII | XXIX | XXXV

#we don’t talk enough about how jack just shot that guy

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Sometimes a family is you, your captain, your life partner, and her girlfriend you are on rocky terms with

#black sails

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i feel like we don't talk enough about the scene in s3 where jack, anne and charles are hiding in the fort and there are a bunch of guys outside trying to get jack to give up charles for the reward. and jack just opens the door and shoots that guy in the head

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you would think i would be prepared. you would think i would know. you would think i would open a stephen king book, see a snarky bastard man with a bad haircut and a heart of gold and know instantly that he is going to die. given that it has happened to me now FIVE FUCKING TIMES you would think. but no.

#anyway! eddie dean is dead and therefore nothing matters #also reliving larry/chris/richie/pete and that’s making this so much worse

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Valentine’s Day is canceled love is fake stephen king is the devil

#do not speak to me /j #eddie dean is still alive To Me