obviouslycassandra

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i just rolled a character using @rabdoidal‘s brilliant t&k character generator and let me tell you about Svetlana. 

the bitch is a half-elf paladin cave slut who just broke into your kitchen to cook hot! dog! nachos! (chaotic good), BUT you’re not mad about it at all. you know why? she might be in your house using your stove but she’s carrying some really surprisingly good smelling body powder, and, on a clutch nat 20 -- she’s got those big tits. 

#this is the best thing i've done today

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anyway i had a really stupid idea, tag me if you end up making a character/illustration using this!

#this is fucking outstanding

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Every detail in this story from Katya’s life is more absurd than the last

#trixie fully dropping the whole Trixie Act™ to just stare katya down will never not be hilarious #what if i snapped and this became a tr*xya blog like it's 2017 #drag

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wait why does hot date slap

#everyone fucking watch hot date it's so good #hot date

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gender is a performance and im doing improv comedy

#oh me

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the finished crown of candy tarot cards! had a lot of fun doing this and trying to stay simple, but this was still definitely a labor of love - so if you like what i do, please consider supporting me on kofi!

#oh this is gooooorgeous #acoc #d20

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the only mood right now

#dimension 20 #I AM SO EXCITED

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looking at the chat on any d20 stream is an automatic 8d6 psych damage and you don’t get to save against it actually,

#on your next turn you can do a WIS save to remember to pop out chat or you continue taking damage #DC 20 tho #good luck

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say the last part of my title

#god tier #acoc #d20

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Lighthearted Dimension 20 Asks

In honor of the end of acoc and my love of ridiculous questions please enjoy these mostly silly asks!

Corn Cuties: If you could attend a dinner party with three characters who would you have over?

The Dairy Heir: Invent a ridiculous d20 ship and argue why it should be taken seriously.

Chungle-Down: What line from any season do you think about the most?

Hangman: You are trapped in a dungeon. Which three characters would you choose to help you escape?

Nod: What was the moment that d20 hooked you?

John Feathers: Which character’s wardrobe would you like to raid?

St. Owens: Switch the seasons two PCs appear on, how is each one changed?

Fury of the Ball: What is the most underrated bit from a d20 season?

Rowan: Pitch a PC you would have wanted to play on a season.

War Guy: Which is your favorite battle?

Hilda Hilda: You lock all of the characters played by one cast member in a room. What happens? 

Porter: Which minor character are you most attached to?

Peppermint Batman: What is your favorite badass moment?

Night Yorb: Tell us about an outlandish theory you had while watching a season.

Rat Jesus: Which character do you aspire to be more like?

Onionpatch: Which PC are you actually the most like?

Mr. March: Rank the Dimension 20 seasons based on a silly metric of your choosing. 

Mordred Manor: You have to quarantine with two PCs, who do you choose?

Big Business: Which ridiculous adventuring party tangent speaks most to your soul?

#this is fun lets goooo

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“i’m very submissive! i’m going to get slammed down big style” or: the story of how a gummy bear became the only valid representation i’ve ever had in the media 

#self rb // #the fact that y'all are pushing 200 notes on this... are the bottoms ok?

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“i’m very submissive! i’m going to get slammed down big style” or: the story of how a gummy bear became the only valid representation i’ve ever had in the media 

#dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #a crown of candy #sir theobald gumbar #murph thank you for my life honestly

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#we simply don't talk enough about how impeccable zac's timing is #y'all the improvisational TALENT on this man?? #immense. so big. truly mindblowing #zac oyama has never once missed a beat #d20 #acoc

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my boy is back

#i've truly watched this upwards of five times on loop now #acoc spoilers #d20 #acoc

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give me a character or ship and i will make you a 3-5 song playlist

#i was yelling about playlists on twitter earlier today #lets DO this

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finding it very hard not to write an angry thinkpiece™ about the fandom’s inability to enjoy good dramatic narrative 

#y'all children are truly out here bitching about ms emily axford the best dnd player on earth #cause cant handle some conflict? come on #read a book watch a movie thats how narrative wooooooooorks #uwu or whatever

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d20 spoilers 

i mean let gooey peg theobald frankly it’s what he deserves

#nsfw /// #THIS IS A JOKE #...unless