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we deserved a ted lasso halloween episode/special with ted dressed up as gomez and rebecca as morticia

just saying

#ted lasso #rebecca welton #obv they didn’t know what the other was going to dress up as #keeley gets them to do a small photoshoot and guess what? #‘oh come on rebecca! the kiss at the end of the first film is iconic. you HAVE to do it’

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Don't mind me, just putting on my screenwriter hat to dream up Ted Lasso s4:

4.01 - Sleepless in Richmond

AFC Richmond adjusts to life without Ted. Newly-appointed Diamond Dog Roy has some big news to share.

4.02 - All 'Er Nuthin'

Ted receives an ultimatum.

4.03 - My Best Friend's Wedding

Keeley and Shandy's rivalry continues over a wedding dress.

4.04 - The Winner Takes It All

The team faces their toughest match of the season. Rebecca and Bex face off against Rupert.

4.05 - The Parent Trap

Ted & Michelle struggle with co-parenting. In the run-up to Roy & Keeley's wedding, an honest mistake puts Ted & Rebecca in an awkward position.

4.06 - Exes and Oh's

Roy, Keeley and Jamie have a difficult conversation.

4.07 - Ding Dong, The Rich Man's Dead

A shock death rocks Richmond.

4.08 - Girls Just Wanna Have Funds

Keeley finds her feet with her new business venture. Eventful hen and stag parties leave everyone with more questions than answers.

4.09 - Reason to Believe

Ted returns to Richmond. Revelations from Trent's book come back to haunt him.

4.10 - People Will Say We're In Love

Roy & Keeley's wedding day arrives. Ted & Rebecca have some unfinished business to address.

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Cabin Pressure AND Master and Commander combo will be the death of me

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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World + AO3 tags 6 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 |

#master and commander #aubreyad #ao3 tags #ao3 tags meme #SURPRISE BITCHES IM BACK

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bonus: say in the tags how old u were in the tags + what's your legal drinking age or, if u never drunk before, feel free to say your age too + why, if you have a reason why you don't drink!

#i think around 14 #in italy everyone drinks for the first time wayyyyy before turning 18 #i mean #at sunday family lunch my grandpa poured me some wine in my water #and i was 9/10 #but yeah #around 14 the first time i drank with my friends at a sleepover #the vodka was so cheap i wasn’t even properly hungover the next morning lol

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Here in the dark inside the hole in my heart I'm fighting all of my demons tryna tear me apart And I'm still not sure what you ever saw in me

No, I'm a, I'm a fallen angel And no matter where my heart is There's no way I'll ever Reach up to Heaven To you

you can't tell me fallen angel doesn't fit jaime (thinking abt brienne) like a glove

#jaime lannister #j/b #asoiaf #my feelings for this song have skyrocketed since i realized this #(i realized this five minutes ago)

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jaime trying to get brienne to sleep with him

#asoiaf #jaime lannister #brienne of tarth #jaime x brienne #i’d expect nothing less from him

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#they better confirm dunk as brienne’s ancestor somehow #it’s all im asking

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just imagine jaime as an artistic swimmer 👀

#and brienne as a butterfly/breaststroke swimmer #WATER POLO PLAYER BRIENNE IS EVEN BETTER #they'd totally challenge each other to see who can eggbeater-kick up higher #spoiler: brienne wins #j/b #jaime x brienne #jaime lannister #brienne of tarth

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i know i’m waaaaay late to the debate but i just finished got for the first time and i’m this 🤏🏻 close to smash something against the wall bc I REALLY CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY FELT THE NEED TO FUCK UP JAIME’S ARC THAT WAY

#game of thrones #jaime lannister #like i knew what i was getting into when i started got #BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I HAVE TO LIKE IT #at least i’m consoling myself in knowing that in the books for now jaime and brienne are somewhere together #this also means i can now start reading the books again

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am i thinking about getting a j/b tattoo? absolutely yes

#brienne of tarth #jaime lannister #jaime x brienne #i was thinking something with oathkeeper #and sunbursts and moons #and maybe a quote?

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“Watch Wednesday” they said “it’ll be fun” they said, but here I am, with a Gwendoline Christie obsession reading Game of Thrones fanfiction, having never watched it…

#gwendoline christie #started that way too #then i said ‘imma watch got bc why not’ #and now a month later i’m about to finish s8 #and cry all my tears bc i know what happens but it’ll make me cry anyway

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Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams in Morticia’s Dilemma. THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1964-1966).

#i can’t get over the way gomez practically launches himself at morticia #that’s 100% john and carolyn i know it #the addams family #the addams family 1964

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Morticia, Larissa, Gomez

#i mean #yes #morticia and gomez have two free hands for larissa #the addams family

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morticia does gomez’ eyeliner

#i just know it #the addams family #morticia addams #gomez addams #john astin’s eyeliner will always be iconic