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i thank god every day cause i was born for the jonas brothers era

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most romantic songs ever written

when you look me in the eyes - jonas brothers

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what if aliens come to earth after humanity has died out and the only evidence they find of us are the minions from despicable me. what if that’s how we’re remembered

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yes babe, the heelys are off this time I promise, please come back to bed

*rips sheets off to reveal the heelys are still on* I fucking lied the swag never stops

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Lives are intertwined simply because there are still debts to pay, still loves to love back, still memories to be revoked, still pains to endure. 

#love this film so much

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once i was so high that i heard a drum beat and for a good fifteen seconds i thought that the events of the movie jumanji were about to happen to me

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wtf

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In 2015 if I cry over a boy for longer than a day you have permission to punch me in the face

#abbie #stan #beth #everyone #everyone do this pls

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The term “Hooked Up” is so broad, like did you kiss or did you do anal?

#me

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#stan #beth