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@thesleepywarden

hi everyone i hope you dont mind if i

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u know those mutuals who you are like silent buddies with and you never talk to each other but you reblog each others stuff and when you see them on you’re dash you’re like yooooo thats my bud!! 

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i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

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reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

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hey skyblr, match a bird to the elders

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plural culture is having a panic attack and needing another alter to help you calm down

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"A cat the size of a rat is a very small cat, but an ant the size of a rat is a very big ant." --Sun Tzu

"Have you tried turning it off and on again" -- Sun Tzu

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RIP Adam you would’ve loved the pink Nintendo DS

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me, a person with an iron deficiency: heh try and get me now magneto

magneto: *hurls a lamppost through my chest, killing me instantly*

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sorry this comment i got over on twitter has been haunting me its so fucking funny and i need to share it

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yall mind if i preemptively grieve what i still have yet to lose

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I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i'm fucking howling at this

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"whys lindsay wearing boots in the water"

"those are her hooves you bitch"

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They aren’t doing anything nasty, just napping under the water in their swimwear cus after years they learned to actually care for their clothes (Also they’re in their twenties don’t at me) ADULT GIULIA THO. I have more of her for later

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night terror