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So recently, I got a boyfriend. He is very tall and strong, but very very shy. He has a deep voice. I’m his first girlfriend and I want to go slow with him so he isn’t overwhelmed. He does have a form of autism (Asperger’s) that makes it difficult to socialize. I want to call him something but I’m unsure on what to call him.

I have a few options please help me

1. Sweetheart

Pros: Comforting, natural for me to say

Cons: More feminine for a guy like him

2. Honey

Pros: I’ve called him this only a few times, he doesn’t seem to mind, sweet name, reminds me that I think of him as a very shy bear

Cons: I honestly don’t know

3. Love

Pros: Gender-neutral, can be slipped into a sentence very subtly

Cons: He might read the sentence wrong sometimes he does that idk 😭

4. Handsome

Pros: Straight to the point

Cons: very lengthy, he will definitely notice that I called him handsome

5. Baby

Pros: Classic, quick

Cons: I’m unsure how he’d feel about being called it, may take it the wrong way

6. Dear

Pros: Quick, Classic

Cons: I’m unsure, maybe slightly more feminine?

#boyfriend #pet names

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She doesn’t have tumblr but she’s so silly!

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The council has spoken

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New idea.

Yk the drill, NSFW work. 18+ ONLY.

Fem!reader, sub reader, threesome, Dacryphilia on Lucifer’s end, soft dom Diavolo, hard dom Luci, creampie, praise, pet names (Sweetheart, honey, baby, dear, good girl) (Sir+Master for Lucifer & Diavolo), size differences, vaginal sex, blowjob, unprotected sex.

“Thank you for inviting me, Dia!” You say, smiling up at the tall figure standing beside you.

“Anytime! Both of you needed a break from how hard you work.” Diavolo points out—And he was right. You and Lucifer needed a break from the 6 other brothers. From Mammon trying to steal anything in sight to Belphie sleeping through lectures, earning him a 6 page long essay and an even longer scolding from the eldest.

Lucifer sighs as he thinks about this particular predicament, “Atleast they won’t be here to fight over you, MC.”.

“They really do love her attention. I’m lucky to spend a few hours with you, MC. We haven’t seen eachother for quite a while.” Diavolo responds, his eyes peering down into yours.

After making small talk about the hectic brothers, Diavolo, Lucifer, and MC finally get to the hot spring. Prepared just for humans, MC was thankful she wasn’t gonna boil, only thanks to Diavolo’s kindness.

With Lucifer on your left and Diavolo on your right, you felt quite secure, the men with you being toned, and the most powerful in the Devildom.

“So, MC, what have you been up to?” The demon king asks.

“Studying, and such. I just recently started shopping with Simeon and Luke, Beels had so many recipes for them I help then shop most of the time.” You chuckle, Lucifer rolling his eyes and Diavolo nodding his head, nothing new for him.

“And you, Lucifer?”

“Working, trying to get my brothers in line, the usual…” He mutters, Diavolo bursting into laughter.

“Oh, those brothers, it must be so fun being you and MC!”

Lucifer looks at him with a “what in the Devildom do you mean?” kind of look, MC split between “It’s great!” And/or “I needed this break…”.

The eldest brother and Diavolo start discussing things you can barely understand, big duties in the Devildom and such. You softly sigh and latch on to Lucifer’s arm and lay your head on his tricep.

“MC? Have we bored you?” Diavolo fears.

“Oh, no! You’re alright. I just wanted to hug Luci.”

“Luci?…Don’t call me that, ever.”

“Yeesh, sorry!”

“Well I wish I’d get a hug, too..” Diavolo pouts, a childish look for a man of most power.

“I’d love to hug you, Dia!” You exclaim.

“I like that nickname for me, Dia…” he whispers to himself.

MC climbs up to his lap, being that his frame was entirely too big to hug to your side, and plus, that demon? With half-assed hugs? You know he’d be disappointed. You buried your face in his neck and wrapped your hands around his waist.

Your small body against him was something he absolutely loved, his hand almost bigger than your whole waist. Your radiating heat against his even hotter heat, your soft body pressed against his sharp one.

“Ahh, Diavolo, your squeezing me!” You squeak out.

“Sorry, You’re just too cute, stay in my lap a little longer.” He says, his eyes boring into yours.

“Diavolo, I’m here aswell. She isn’t yours to keep. Plus, I drove her here. Shouldn’t I get a thanks, MC?” Lucifer says, a smile growing on his face.

“Of course, Lucifer! C’mere!”

Lucifer pulled you up onto his lap and instead of hugging you, his hands were on either side of your hips.

“Lucifer? That isn’t quite a hug…” You tell him.

He doesn’t answer, rather, he kisses you deeply. His eyes were on Diavolo before flickering back to your pleased face.

“That’s unfair, we can’t share, Lucifer..?” His eyes dark with lust and jealousy.

“Go ahead, if you can top me, that is.”

Before you could blink, you were back in Diavolo’s lap, his lips connected to yours. His tongue learning how your lips tasted before introducing your tongue to his. You softly moaned on his lips and he groaned a response. His large hand on the small of your back, dragging your body closer to his.

Lucifer moved to be behind you, seeing that Diavolo clearly won’t let go just yet. His teeth digging into your shoulder, leaving deep splotches on your skin, relieved with a lick of Lucifer’s tongue. You moan in response to the two men touching you, their hands exploring.

Lucifer’s hand was on the back of your thigh, the other on your tummy, fighting Diavolo’s to get you back into his grasp. The Prince’s hands were on the back of your neck and the other on your back.

“MC, Sweetheart, won’t you grind your pretty pussy on my cock? You’ve gotten me rock hard, you know.” Diavolo whispers.

“Yes, sir..” you whimper.

Lucifer rubs his cock onto your back before lining up to your hole.

“Lucifer, wait, you-“

“This is a competition, and by no means will I lose, no matter if it is the demon king or a lowly other species. I’ll always win.” He whispers before shoving his length into your small pussy. You moan loud in response to being filled so quick.

“Fuck, you are so tight every single time, but I’ll mold you to the shape of my cock sooner or later. Don’t you worry about a thing.”

“Shit…” Diavolo says in response to your lewd face and moans, but also aware that he’s losing to his right hand man.

“Be a good girl and suck my cock, won’t you?” Diavolo says as he gets out of the warm water and up on a ledge leading your head to his large dick.

“Y-yes sir!..” You barely get out, Lucifer pounding you silly.

Your lips wrap around Diavolo and you take him as deep as you can. Between how thick he is and how long he is, that isn’t the easiest thing to do. Diavolo understands that—he doesn’t wanna hurt you.

“Mhm, good girl, That’s a good, good, girl…You’re doing a great job sweet baby, keep sucking just like that..ugh, fuck…” Diavolo moans.

“Don’t focus on him, baby. Focus on my thrusts—oh, fuck—you feel that in your stomach, don’t you?” Lucifer moans, not caring how loud he is.

“Luciferrr…”

Lucifer spanks you, “That’s not my name. What’s my fucking name, huh?” He hisses.

“Master..Master! I’m gonna cum soon, please let me cum!” You whimper.

“That’s a good girl, let me help you with that.” Lucifer chuckles, rubbing circles on your clit.

“Keep sucking, sweetheart. C’mon, you got it, I’m about to cum, baby, just for you, I’m gonna cum all down your throat…Mhhm..!” Diavolo groans.

Lucifer pumps his cock inside you one last time before you cum, your hole squeezing tight around him, almost too tight.

“Fuck!” He hisses, your pussy massaging him. His hand shoved you head deep down Diavolo’s cock as a reflex. You hold onto Dia’s thighs.

“Fuck, oh— Thanks, Lucifer, oh shit!” Diavolo moans before cumming down your throat, Lucifer, at the same time, cumming inside your cunt, your tummy filled with the two men’s cum.

Catching your breath between moans, you thank them.

“We’re not done, dear.” Lucifer says, his hand going up to cup your teary face. “I wanna see you sob for me when you choke me down.”

“Are you okay with me spreading your pussy, honey?” Diavolo asks.

“Y-yeah, please be gentle, though.” You stutter.

Lucifer strokes his cock before slapping your face with his length, chuckling and shoving it in your mouth. He moans and throws his head back slightly.

Diavolo’s fingers went to your pussy, rubbing your clit and fingering you to prep you before he fucked you. His fingers went deeper than you could’ve ever gone—it felt heavenly, even though you were in the opposite realm. His cock lined up to your entrance and pushed into you.

“Are you okay, honey?” He asked, your pussy squeezing him tight even though he did stretch you.

“Mmh..mhm…” you mumble, Lucifer not allowing you to leave his cock.

“You’re doing good, baby. You’re doing so good..mmmh…” Diavolo whispers.

“That’s right. You’re being a good girl and swallowing my cock, gonna make me cum again. I’m even more sensitive since I just came, maybe you’ll get to taste my cum soon, yeah? Mmm.” Lucifer taunts you.

“Let me rub your clit honey, just like that, do you like that?”

“Mmhmmmm~” You respond, only about half his length fitting inside you.

Tears form in your eyes; Lucifer notices and grabs your chin, “Fuck her harder, Diavolo.”.

“Are you okay with that, sweet thing?”

“Yes, oh, fuck, yes!”

Lucifer strokes his cock to the sight of tears falling down your cheeks, his tongue cleaning them up before he drags your face back down to his cock, pulsating and ready to be milked.

“Harder. Go harder” Lucifer encourages.

“Mmh, I’m gonna cum if I-“

“Then we’ll cum at the same time-ah- just fuck her brains out. She’s crying from pleasure, and she’s so fucking arousing.”

Diavolo pumps his cock deep inside you—and Lucifer was right. You were full on crying, sobbing, whimpering in his hand.

“I’m gonna cum all over your face, ready baby?” Lucifer chuckles, dragging out a “Fuck” before releasing his seed—thick and sweet.

“Wh-where do you want me to cum?”

“Cum in me, Diaaa..Oh, fuuuck..” Hos pace never failing to slow as he filled you to the max, pulling out his cock and watching his sperm flow out of you.

“Well, who won, then?” Lucifer asks you.

#otome game #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo #diavolo x reader #lucifer x reader #Diavolo x fem Reader #lucifer x female reader #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me smut #nsfw #smut

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Relatable

#stan marsh #south park

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Shlurp

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

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Please

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Man could not give two fucks 💀💀💀💀

Are they a Ass,Thigh,Tit guy? (hashira verison)

A/n: hey hey hey!!! busy with school, but you may see me online because i’m just checking if something is new!! So if you sent me something, i’ll get in touch in you, depending how busy i am.

characters: Sanemi, Gyomei, Giyu, 

warnings: fluff

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Kill it with fire

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

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Reblogging this handsome Bison.

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@obeymybrainrot did a little writing piece on things that their friends have said but obey me, so I’m gonna attempt the same thing! All credit to them:) (these are also pinned messages in discord)

Belphie: “im microwave safe im soooko fucking microwave safe i can go in the microwave please microwave me”

Beel: “neapolitan neaneanea polipolipoli tantantan neapolipoli neaneapoli politantan polipolitan neatantan neaneatan neaneapolitanpolineatanpoli”

Asmo: “"IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF-" *cums*”

Satan: “dont ask hoe”

Levi: “I cant fuckinf listen to songs without imagining my 2d boyfriend crying over my rotti;g corspee”

Mammon: “I don’t want fuck i just want money and affection”

Lucifer: “can we please stop talking about god I need to get my homework done”

#otome game #obey me #the great mammon #where is my levi :( #om belphegor #obey me lucifer

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One of my fantasies thank yousjjsnjmsmsm

𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄'𝐒 𝐀 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃, 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑'𝐒 𝐀 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘 — 𝐄.𝐒, 𝐍.𝐃, 𝐌.𝐙

♡ Pairing: Miche Zacharias x Reader x Nile x Slight Erwin, but he’s basically getting cucked

♡ TW: Not proofread so if you see a typo shh, Fem!reader, cuckholding technically, Double penetration, anal, vaginal sex, fingering, squirting, hair pulling, dirty talk, Erwin is reader’s sugar daddy/boyfriend, 18+, MDNI!

♡ WC: 4.1k 

The tension between you and Erwin’s fellow peers had been thick since the moment he began bringing you around them. 

Anyone with good eyes could see the way your whole demeanor became flustered when Nile gave you his signature hand kisses, a move he did often just to mess with Erwin and show him the strong effect that he had on you. Or how he treated you like you were his, arm draped over your shoulders and pulling you close, whenever Erwin wasn’t around.

And, oh, don’t get him started on those wide doe eyes filled with admiration that you looked up to Mike with as he went on and on about a subject you knew you didn’t give a damn about, but still, paid close attention to his mini-lectures; taking note of the way his tongue swiped over his lips after every couple of sentences and the way his pecs shook lightly with each laugh that rumbled like lighting in his chest. 

You weren’t fooling anyone but yourself, especially not Erwin.

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Thank you

Nine Muses Event

So, wow, thank you all for nine thousand followers. It’s overwhelming and enchanting all at the same time! ❤️

As a thank you to everyone who follows me, I created an event featuring my nine muses from Attack on Titan! 

I have released a fanfic each day for one of the following characters, and each revolved around one of my favorite kinks as well: 

♡ Erwin Smith | Breathplay

♡ Eren Yeager | Dacryphilia

♡ Reiner Braun | ABO

♡ Porco Galliard | Bondage

♡ Kenny Ackerman | Bloodplay

♡ Zeke Yeager | Spitting

♡ Miche Zacharias | Breeding

♡ Jean Kirstein | Face Riding

♡ Levi Ackerman | Overstimulation 

Here’s the masterlist- I made sure to link each piece to this post! 

A huge thank you to @dymphnasprose​ for helping me make the banners for this event, and honestly just a huge thank you to all my friends and followers. Writing on this platform has brought me so much joy. Getting to be social, make friends, thirst, read, laugh, cry, and get horny over this anime that I love so much has been such a pleasure. ❤️

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I love safewords. Pls. I don’t know why. The idea of a Safeword is so cute and intimate and so nice.

#safeword #remember your Safeword #it’s lovely

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@ask-the-stone-hashira I’m 5’0, you think you could fit inside me? ♡

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I am but a child, though I will not push you to do things you don’t want to, as that isn’t right.

@ask-the-stone-hashira I’m 5’0, you think you could fit inside me? ♡

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Ahh…Not Even your lips on mine? I could be your little pet, I’ll sit on your lap and keep you company. All you have to do is praise me.

@ask-the-stone-hashira I’m 5’0, you think you could fit inside me? ♡