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I'm a little high and I need snuggles from Melissa Schemmenti right now

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I get to meet my wife on Sunday!!!!

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Been seeing that *caos character teaches Sabrina to drive* which is hilarious

Now give me the Fright club trying to teach Lilith how to drive

Roz: okay, Harvey and Sabrina are in the road. What do you hit?

Lilith: Harvey, obviously. I tolerate Sabrina more.

Roz: the BRAKES Lilith! You hit the BRAKES!

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My jane Murdstone fic was not going to be long. Maybe only 20 chapters. But now @neednottoneed got me thinking about repressed lesbian smut and I just... Might need to make this fic a little longer for... Reasons 👀

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had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

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"I may think of you softly from time to time. But I’ll cut off my hand before I ever reach for you again."

//Arthur Miller, The Crucible: A Play in Four Acts

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-Rumi

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

#honestly best opening sequence to a porno #hasnt it been ten seconds since we looked at our lemon tree? #stellar writing

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Trying to read a court of thorns and roses. Everyone keeps telling me that the rest of the series is so good and I just need to get through the first book and like... It shouldn't be like that?? Books shouldn't be like that??!

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tshirt that says THIS IS ONLY PARTIALLY A SEX THING

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daydreaming about writing: 🥰😍🥹❤️😊🌺✨😘

the act of actually writing: 😭😰😵‍💫😭😰😭☹️😖

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God Maleficent is such a queen. Didn't get invited to a christening? Kill the child. An icon

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caos really missed out on a funny subplot with their sixteen year old protagonist by never having an episode where Sabrina learns to drive. Imagine Zelda or Hilda or Ambrose teaching the fright club how to drive between battling demons or whatever, it would have been so good

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Hi yes episode 12 of Abbott is called Mother's Day I'm so hyped!!!! Work mom Barbara!!!!

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I think the funniest thing I learnt today was that antis DID try to make their own ao3, but the restrictions made it impossible to do anything.

Nobody on the site could agree on one solid concept of "moral" and "immoral", so it spawned a plethora of huge arguments and the site had to be shut down.

And the tagline was "good fiction for good people."

Make of all that as you will.

#im wheezing #this is so fucking funny