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Sprak needs to become a crewmen on the Goldenrod ASAP! All of his schemes would have gotten an IMMEDIATE seal of approval from Bill Seacaster

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New headcanon: the real reason Kipperlilly got Oisin to pretend to be nice at first is bc she knew his irl asshole vibes were so powerfully smug that it would automatically downgrade her on Riz's shitlist

we've all talked a lot about how infuriating it must be for kipperlilly that riz is too busy to be her nemesis this year but i think we're overlooking the fact that riz very much picked his own nemesis in the rat grinders and its not kipperlilly. that little man fucking hates oisin

#(and it didn't work) #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #riz gukgak #kipperlilly copperkettle #oisin hakinvar #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #d20 fh

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It will be eternally funny to me how Kipperlilly Copperkettle absolutely thinks she's the Jim Moriarty to Riz's Sherlock Holmes, when in reality she like, barely breaks the top 5 of Riz's enemies if she's even on there.

#kipperlilly is an npc and she's so mad abt it #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #dimension 20 #riz gukgak #kipperlilly copperkettle #lowkey my problematic fave ngl

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Rewatching the first few episodes of fhjy because i guess i have nothing better to do and the way you can see how kibblespilly was supposed to be a counter to riz is so fucking funny. Its all there from the very beginning- the attitude, the tactics, the way she interacts with the party and everything- this is supposed to be riz's counterpart to run against him for student body president and have a terrible battle of wits and barbs

But in a twist that is perhaps THE most befitting to her ideal story of running against the boy she chose to be her antagonist, the intrepid heroes just straight up not taking the bait resulting in her instead having to go toe to toe against her idealized perfect rival's aggressive near-flunkie unsubtle chaotic friend is SO FUNNY.

Like I know some people are disappointed we dont get the riz vs kipperlily presidential whatever, I know it doesnt make tons of sense in that specific narrative way. But the fucking hilarious meta that even this didnt go her way is so funny. Because instead of rogue sneaking and behind the shadows plays and spy vs spy shit, we have just outward schoolyard taunts and shit like kristen exploding and jumping over the school and the exact kind of play that baits kipperlily into rage every single time and its so fucking funny. Kristen runs naked through the school and does party stunts and is STILL BEATING HER. She even clearly constructed her party to mirror the bad kids perfectly and craft each of them their own nemesis/counterpart and for the most part it like kind of worked EXCEPT FOR HER.

It must drive her fucking crazy that her cute little plot of rogue vs rogue didnt pan out at fucking all despite ALL the signs pointing to that making the most sense. This was something she just couldnt predict, couldnt mastermind. She got up onto that metaphorical stage for a debate and instead was met with a clowning act. Its so funny. I love fantasy high. Nothing you could have done would have changed this, fourdogs. You never had any power at all.

#V good post op #dimension 20 #brennan lee mulligan #d20 fantasy high #fantasy high #kipperlilly copperkettle #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #riz gukgak #kristen applebees

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If I wrote a fic abt Pete and others trying to get Ted back from Tinky?

Please also reblog this, if I end up writing this I want it to go far

#yes absolutely

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Yknow

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wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

#lmao i'm from scotland #the colour of the sky means jackshit when it comes to temperature here #and the weather will just change suddenly on you #(i check the forecast and also keep a fold-away raincoat in my bag just in case. umbrellas don't work here.)

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#ness' messes

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i talk my shit but do you guys remember being 12 and in 2008 and you heard viva la vida by coldplay for the first time and you were like fuck this is so powerful. i'm going to kick the ass of god

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Update girlies, the tarot deck says my life is going to shit

#ness' messes #tarot

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#boyfriend happiness cock #we be feasting next year apparently

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that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’

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"I love MKulia but I can't imagine their story ending any other way than with the two of them on bad terms". - Me, setting my expectations very low so that any other route their story takes will make me breathe a sigh in belief.

I am on four different medications and one of them is for my anxiety.

#total drama #total drama island #mkulia #tdi 2023 #td mk #td julia #-basically my thought process #better to have expectations through the floor then to get my hopes up and be disappointed

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UK person here, it's on BBC IPlayer! It's called 'Total Drama Island: Take the Crown'

The reboot makes me sad. Only 13 episodes for each season. Same 20 second intro for both of them. Same island without even a theme. No fun extra scenes at the end. No Bowie winning alt scene. Scrapped drag episode. Priyaleb being canon. Only one online game for it and its exclusive for the UK. The gap between the stuff they did for the original series and what theyre forced to only do for the reboot is so damm wide.

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Finally watched ep 7&8 of s2 reboot and gd this is only adding to my season-long vibe check of 'Mkulia made out after the first episode and have been in a situationship ever since'

#mkulia #total drama 2023 #td julia #td mk #total drama #total drama reboot #come on they're basically married #i hope this doesn't end up being queer bait #but i'm keeping my hopes suitably low

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Do I know realistically that the new episodes normally don't get released on YouTube until ~4pm GMT? Yes.

Will that stop me from refreshing Tumblr constantly in favour of actually being productive for the next 6hrs? Absolutely not.

#total drama 2023