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*yawns* i've been inactive for a really long time why do i still have followers

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what the fucking shit happened when i was gone

#haha nevermind that #i'm back now so rejoice

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“You're a huge butt-hole, you know that? But fine, I’ll tell you what happened.... Everything started when I walked in to work this morning. Some stupid guy started hitting on me, and I, obviously told him to either get lost, or get kicked in the nuts. Well, that was when he decided he was gonna be a jerk, and he groped me. So I threw a fit, and I’m pretty sure I’m fired now..." Neru sighed as she recalled the following morning, crossing her arms and pouting slightly. It was not a good experience. But as she spoke, her eyes scanned Akaito's face for a reaction, watching his pupils dilate and his facial expressions change. She suddenly looked away as he made eye contact with her, deepening her frown.

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“Ehhh~ alright, alright. Let’s go to the karaoke place.” She flatly, poking the red haired guy in the cheek. She needed to practice her singing anyway; she was supposed to record a cover of a song tomorrow. And, this was her first day off from her stupid part-time job. She hated being a waitress! So who wouldn’t jump at the chance to have a little fun. “Don’t be lazy, baka! Let’s go!”

"Alright, alright, "Princess". Just wait for a while, okay?" He said, smirking. He always wanted to say to someone as demanding as her. He started the car again as he yawned. He stared at Neru as if she committed a crime. "….hey. Gimme your finger."

#akaitotheawesome #akaito-the-awesome #ic #vocaloid rp #non tc #IM SORRY its rlly laaaate~

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“Why do you need to know?”, asked the older girl irritably. She wasn’t in the best mood right now, but that wasn't really an excuse to snap at the poor girl. Neru decided to ignore her conscious, pushing it to the back of her mind, and hoping that it wouldn't show up again. Then she sighed. "If you must know, then I've probably had it for about a year. Why?" She asked, appearing bored.

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Neru was tired. She’d just come home from school, dropped her bag on the floor, kicked off her shoes, and flopped ungracefully on the sofa. And then she heard a knock at the door. “Who is it?” She yelled, hoping whoever it was could hear her. They obviously hadn’t; there was no reply. Neru suddenly sighed, heaving herself off the couch and grumbling, slightly irritated from fatigue. And when she reached the door, she pulled it open with a wide sweep, “What do you want?” She whined sleepily. And there, standing at the door, was Lenka Kagamine.

#gomen its late #Lenka-cv02 #ic #non tc

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✺

Neru suddenly wrapped her arms around the red haired male's neck, crashing her lips against his. She pressed herself against him, blushing like crazy but she suddenly felt pent-up and wild, so she let the kiss become passionate. Finally, after a while, she pulled away, gasping for air, her face still a shocking shade of red. Then she kissed him again, just as passionately as the last one.

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"Oh. Great. More stupid schoolwork." She sighed, accepting the papers from the other female’s hands. Honestly, she was way too tired to bother with them, and quickly set them down on a near-by table. "As long as you’re here, you might as well come in." Neru stepped aside, waiting for Lenka to enter. Then she trudged back to the sofa, sitting down lazily. "Important papers my butt. He probably just wants to dump more work on me. But uggh, I just can’t be bothered right now!"

Hello Lenka //closed rp w/ Lenka-CV02

#thank you! #Lenka-cv02 #ic #vocaloid rp #non tc

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"Tch... You are my future wife after all. Come here, stupid."Neru leaned in, gently wrapping her arms around Teto's waist. Then, she quickly but passionately kissed the other girl, blushing as red as her cheeks would allow.

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Drop a ✺ in my askbox and my character will kiss you in a sudden fit of passion

inspired by this post.

#DO THIS

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Hello Lenka //closed rp w/ Lenka-CV02

Neru was tired. She’d just come home from school, dropped her bag on the floor, kicked off her shoes, and flopped ungracefully on the sofa. And then she heard a knock at the door. “Who is it?” She yelled, hoping whoever it was could hear her. They obviously hadn’t; there was no reply. Neru suddenly sighed, heaving herself off the couch and grumbling, slightly irritated from fatigue. And when she reached the door, she pulled it open with a wide sweep, “What do you want?” She whined sleepily. And there, standing at the door, was Lenka Kagamine.

#Lenka-CV02 #sorry if its a little boring #im not the best with starters haha #ic #non tc

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True... bUT SHE'S ONLY TEN

wait wait wait, leeku did the do and she doesn’t even know what it is? son, we need to have a little talk

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If I didn’t reply:

YEP I  missed it.

I’m still working on it.

I REPLY AT THE SPEED OF MOLASSES

If you ever want to roleplay:

Invade my inbox and scream at me.

I don’t bite… I cut people in half (sometimes)

Ask for a starter or just post one and tag me~ 

This goes for EVERYONE. If our characters don’t normally interact THEY WILL AND THEY WILL LIKE IT.

Random notes:

You are kind.

You are important.

You are smart.

I love you all <3.

And to those I don’t roleplay with:

We totally should.

To all roleplayers I roleplay with:

#this is true

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//whispers are you gonna tell her about the birds and the bees

wait wait wait, leeku did the do and she doesn’t even know what it is? son, we need to have a little talk

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NO TETO THAT IS NOT GOOD PARENTING

wait wait wait, leeku did the do and she doesn’t even know what it is? son, we need to have a little talk

#dont teach our child bad things #but u do have a point

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YO EVERYONE READ MY FRIEND'S AWESOME FANFIC

Miku and Those Other Two go on a Pokemon Journey - Chapter 1

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so i made vocaloid pokemon journey fanfiction thing woohoo

this is chapter 1 idk i hope its ok

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#yep #HAHA HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE PROMO'D #tcooc #non tc

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“Sh-shut up. At least I pulled away, didn’t I?” Pouted the elder. She knew she could seriously mess up on her part, but she really just wanted to mess with him. “What were you even laughing at, anyway? Sometimes I’d swear you’re going psyco.” She sighed. He was actually more responsible than she, although she was older. And because of that, she liked to act in charge of him. Suddenly, the girl pushed passed him, purposely pulling off his headphones in the process. Then she laughed, "This is your payback for running into me, you little butt." Neru pivoted on her heels, slowly, tauntingly backing out of the room. She hoped she'd made him mad.

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{#};;— The boy was flooded with shameful relief when she did not explode at him. Was not sure why he expected that, not in the slightest, but still, what a relief when she didn’t. It-.. Was his fault, after all, and she had a right to, maybe-

.."Yeah, yeah. I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention and-" Suddenly the stride broke behind him, back the way he came, and he didn’t decide on anything but following. Easier that way, ne?

When they headed back down the hall towards his mix station again, an odd worried sensation washed over him. It wasn’t that he didn’t trust her, of course he did. But those were precious machines, used to make things that humans couldn’t, and even the slightest misstep could ruin things.

Cause rips in the sound barrier and make everyone deaf, or permanently mute things. Of course, exaggerations. As far as he was aware, anyway. Because for all he knew the machine could break in 10, 20, 50 ways and god knows the other 49 if it did.

Wait… …Is she going to—?!

As soon as she drew back, Nero sighed quietly. Lie all you want, you so knew you were about to break something vital to my work. Work I do voluntarily. ..Whatever.

”..Yes you were—”

#i love your writing style #its different #honeystripeterabytes

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“Whoa, watch where you’re- oh. Nero. Watch where you play, okay? You’re not two anymore.” Said the female, eyeing her brother warily. Prancing around like some pony wasn’t really gonna get any work done. Neru leaned, then peered over at his work space, looking at all of the expertly paced flips and switches, nearly all of their names unbeknownst to her. Subconsciously, the blonde girl reached out as if to touch one, not particularly paying attention to the repercussions, or even the possibilities of the damage she could do. Then suddenly, with her hand nearly there, she suddenly stood stock still as she felt her brother's eyes bore into her back. She immediately retracted her hand. "I wasn't gonna touch it." She instantly responded.

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{#};;— Asymmetrical blonde cascades, and a grey accent to a pouted face— just defining traits, wouldn’t you say? Especially in a family such as his own, the Akita, who seemed to have a touch of the crabapples no matter where they went. He liked defying that, though. Defying that and not being a sarcastic, stuck-up—

>>But you are. ...Thanks for the input.

The blonde simply shook his head, once more, rising from his seated position behind the glass of a recording room. Except.. he wasn’t exactly behind it, now was he? He had been manning a tuning session, handling the sound system behind it all. Mixers, sliders, all his job. A temporary job, of course, something he volunteered to do because it pleased him.

And he did a good job of it, at least.

His headset was slipped down to hang loosely around his neck, and everything was flipped to the 'OFF' position.

...Heheh, OFF. ...The switch was set to 'OFF'.

A grin rose on his face, and it followed him out the door, down the hallway, and through the front doors of the company building before he plowed straight into the aforementioned cascades—

Aah, Neru! And he had run right into her, too busy focusing on his idiotic inward joke, ooo, he should have been paying attention..

”..Oh! Gosh, I’m sorry ‘sis..”

#yes she was gonna touch it #sorry im late #non tc #vocaloid ro #ic #honeystripeterabytes #sorry if it sucks im sleepy