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Favorite highlights of live action Beauty and the Beast

• They stuck to the beginning of the original story where Belle asks for a rose and her father gets lost and finds a fire and food in the castle.

• “Mama said not to move because it might be scary. Sorry.”

• Belle called the castle home.

• LEFOU! Everything about him was great. He got character development, he had some fantastic lines, his low key flirting with Gaston, his singing!!! I love my boy.

• Lumiere dabbed. Twice.

• It was beautiful. Oh my god the castle made me absolutely melt and Be Our Guest was breathtaking in live action.

• Lefou booping Gaston on the nose.

• When Adam found out Belle liked Romeo and Juliet he was like “ew no not that book here have my entire library so you can read something better that that filth”.

• I really like how Gaston in the beginning wasn’t that bad, but as the movie went on he got darker and darker.

• Gaston lifTING LEFOU UP ON ONE ARM

• We finally got an explanation as to why no one remembers the castle and the prince and why the servants were cursed too.

• The guy who can’t remember what he lost in the beginning is Mr. Potts and the minute Mrs. Potts called his name I was shaking my friend next to me because oh my god he “lost” his wife and child.

• ADAM. I’ve loved Adam since forever and he’s still so great in this version AND HIS SONG ABOUT BELLE WAS SO SPECTACULAR I COULD FEEL HIS EMOTIONS.

• Cogsworth & Lumiere are still an old married couple and I love it I love them.

• I know he only had a few lines in Be Our Guest, but Cogsworth’s singing voice was amazing

• Adam’s eye makeup in the beginning that made it look like he was wearing a mask if he stood in the light just so.

• I HAVE BEEN GUSHING ABOUT THE NEW LUMIERE DISIGN SINCE THE FIRST TRAILER CAME OUT AND TO FINALLY, FINALLY SEE IT ON THE BIG SCREEN WAS SO SATISFYING THE LITTLE DETAILS HE HAS LIKE HIS PONYTAIL AND THE FACT THAT HIS COAT MOVES WHEN HE DOES WERE SOOOO GOOD I KNOW I’VE SAID THIS A THOUSAND TIMES BUT I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS NEW LUMIERE.

• Lefou has a bite mark from Gaston on his lower stomach and when my friend and I saw it we practically screamed because how exactly do you get a bite mark in that spot if you’re not doing some kinky bedroom stuff.

• The line “there’s a beast on the loose there’s no question, but I fear the wrong monsters released” had me so shook put that on my gravestone I fucking love it.

• It’s sweet and cute and beautiful, but when it gets dark it gets DARK, like, goddamn.

• I loved the detail of whenever a petal falls the castle crumbles further and the servants become more like the objects they are.

• Adam’s beast growl at the end when he’s a human again that, tbh, was really hot.

• The guy who, instead of freaking out when he was put in a dress and makeup, grinned and walked away with his hips swishing and totally owned it.

• That same guy and Lefou dancing together ohhh my god I think I started crying they’re so fucking cute Lefou and his cross dressing boyfriend 5ever.

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I'm messaging a link because you asked to share stafou headcanons and idk if you saw my rant

Oh I saw it, and i 100% agree with it

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post-batb

Stanley: *can’t find LeFou in the crowded village*

Stanley: *cupping hands over mouth* “PINK BOWS SUCK.”

Lefou:*screaming and jumping* “WHO SAID THAT, I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU”

Stanley: “there he is”

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Stanley absolutely loves Lefou's hair and he likes touching it and playing with it and styling it and he'll just like.... lean over and kiss Lefou's neck while running his fingers through his hair and Lefou is just like "I think I've died and gone to Heaven"

Hello I agree

(Lefou’s hair was so good though?? I was weirdly jealous and kind of wished my hair was longer)

But they could literally be doing anything and Stanley will always find some way to play with Lefou’s hair. (Which also in turn prompts him to wear it down more often for a prime hair-playing experience)

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So I've been chatting with someone about Stanfou

And let me tell you, I’ve never been more inspired to write a fanfiction about these two wonderful beans.

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STOP SHIP WARS

lets ship StanFouSton :D

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I sympathize with the beast, because if someone told me Romeo and Juliette was their favorite play, I'd give them a whole library to prove them wrong too.

#beauty and the beast #batb #batb2017 #not lefou

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US

tfw you’re watching the new beauty and the beast movie and suddenly LeFou is your favorite character from the whole goddamn movie

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In the German dub of Beauty and the Beast (2017) LeFou sings “Who breaks MY heart (like Gaston)?” instead of “Who breaks hearts (like Gaston)?” and I’m dying

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Honestly, the whole movie I couldn't help but think that with the long black hair and "comedic relief" and everything, LeFou kept giving me Jack Black vibes??? which I am totally okay with 😍👌🏻👌🏻

I honest to god thought he was Jack Black for a hot second. - Mod M

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I also have a soft spot for Redeemable Villains, so like, I just want to hold him at all times so nothing bad happens again.

Me too! Anti-villains and anti-heroes are my favorite type of character. Lefou is a precious cinnamon roll and I want to wrap him in a blanket and give him soup. --Mod M

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Reasons Lefou is a cinnamon roll and need to be protected

-He is a cinnamon roll

-He is madly in love with his best friend that only uses him

-He has a beautiful voice

-He knows he deserves better

-He is good even when he is bad

-His hair game is on point

-He uses the most cute ponytails

-He is gay

-He embrace it

- He got a cute ass boyfriend

-His cutie red bow

-He is loyal

-But that doesn’t make him dumb

-The way he smile

-Did I mention he was gay?

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Thank you ❤

You’re welcome

#lefou #happy #with his future boyfriend #Stanley #BATB #Disney #the scene #so cute #we love our gay son so much

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The name of the guy is Stanley.

There is one on this blog.

I BELIEVE THE SHIP NAME IS STEFOU.

Things I really need right now

• The name of the guy who loves that he’s in a dress and later dances with Lefou.

• A screenshot of Lefou and his new boyfriend so I can make it my new icon and phone background and hang it on my wall and have it tattooed on my face.

• The ship name for these two so I can spam the tag with headcanons and fanfictions.

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tfw you’re watching the new beauty and the beast movie and suddenly LeFou is your favorite character from the whole goddamn movie

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SO DO WE

god bless this entire scene.. i want to know the backstory of that bite mark

#I feel like they would totally tell us #the cast I mean #lefou #lefou is gay #we love him so much #beauty and the beast #live action #bless this scene

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Crusty people: LeFou is NOT gay! This is terrible! You can’t make him gay! What about the children!

Me, confused, having watched the 1991 animated movie where Lefou was definitely gay as shit for Gaston back then too and it just wasn’t canon: