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so i was challenged by my girlfriend to draw a somewhat realistic dick and this is what i came up with. 

so here, tumblr. have a dick. 

#nsfw #wat the fack am i doing #reynasbombingbooty

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these 3 kids came to the door with their mom and we gave them candy and stuff and their mom was like “what do you say” and then one of them was like “we have NO allergies” then they left

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Intro: yo dis my paper

Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"

Conclusion: dats it lol bye

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REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET OVER 10 FOLLOWERS.

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flutes players need to breathe

flute players need to breathe 

flute players need to breathe

fluTe PLAYeRS NEED TO BREAHTE

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OH MY GOD SOME LIKE GIRL WHO COULD NOT BE MORE THAN 10 YEARS OLD JUST CAME TO THE DOOR AND SHE HAD A BLUE TIE, LONG BLUE WIG, AND A BLUE SKIRT AND I WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE” AND SHE WAS LIKE ALL SHY AND NERVOUS AND SHE WAS LIKE “WELL I’M A JAPANESE...

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Think of the number of followers you have. It doesn't matter if you have 10 or 1000, imagine ALL of them in the same room with you RIGHT NOW. That's a lot of people who have common interests and common obsessions. That room full of people is a room full of potential friends. You are NEVER alone. REBLOG IF YOU LOVE ALL OF YOUR FOLLOWERS.

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♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you

♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you

* = just delete your tumblr already

æ = Post a picture of yourself

$ = You’re awesome

# = I love your blog

@ = You’re beautiful

+ = i hate you.

% = You’re ugly

<3 = I want to fuck you

& = I wish we were close

~ = I wish we were friends in real life

? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 

! = You inspire me

psssssssst

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No but the funniest thing about October 31st is that Harry literally never gave a fuck about the fact that it’s the day his parents died he was just always like “GIMME ALL OF THE SWEETS AND LET’S DEFEAT ALL OF THE TROLLS YOOO.”

Like he never missed an occasion to be all angsty over his parents’ fate but on the actual anniversary of their death he couldn’t give a flying rat’s ass.

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im sorry

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I wish we got notifications when people published our asks instead of having to refresh their blog like every second

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do you ever think about the pimple on percy’s nose that he mentioned in sea of monsters

sometimes i think of it

i hope it’s well. i hope it has found a family.

you go little guy, living on percy jackon’s nose. you are the envy and inspiration of us all.