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Maybe the real crisis of masculinity is that none of you people have FRIENDS.

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reading a textbook for class and i’m going insane. why is this just poetry. what. this is a STEM class what’s going on.

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Never trust a furry disliker

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Support your besties when they are being little haters. It is good for the economy

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Ngl that’s gotta be one of the weirder misreadings of a song I’ve found

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if there was social media on the dsmp, someone would criticize c!techno for attacking l'manberg by saying that it was run by minors and techno would reply with that 'fuck them kids' meme except he would've censored the f word and he would be so based for it.

#technoblade #dream smp

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first fanart of april, it's doozers dying in a glue trap

#RIP

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cats are small and you can pick them up

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techno is going to be remembered for so many things but i think i'm gonna remember him for the time ponk sent him a video of raccoons and techno not only watched it but replied to ponk with his favorite parts.

i think i'm gonna remember him for staying up to three a.m. with wilbur because wilbur was sick and didn't want to be alone so of course techno wouldn't leave him.

what a legacy.

#technoblade

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Ken's purpose was to be Barbie's trophy husband. He barely had any good clothes or shoes to wear.

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news reporting on murders is always like ‘the victim was described by the people who knew them as polite and funny’ like yeah i fucking bet they did what else are they gonna say. breaking news local man stabbed 1000 times to death, grieving friends and family described the deceased to reporters as ‘a bit of a cunt’, ‘mean and bad’ and ‘just generally kind of annoying, you know?’

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I want all of you to know when I say ‘heh?’ I don’t mean it in a ‘heh?✨💗’ type way I mean it like this

#technoblade

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david tennant could do sherlock holmes but benendict cumberbatch couldn't do the doctor. also benedict cumberbatch couldn't do sherlock holmes

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literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

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the obsession some people have with their ships being canonized…..who are you, the catholic church