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hana: the big calendar 😂😂
hana: but you do have a good point, december feels like a lifetime ago already
hana: maybe there IS a conspiracy theory here.... i'm gonna do some research into it. you might be onto something noah
noah: RIGHT!!!!! so there's definitely gotta be something behind that lemme go look for my tinfoil hat
noah: lmk how the search goes ok? im invested in this already
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yooseung: excuse ME?!?!!?!?!?! WHY BLAME ME
yooseung: blame the CONCEPT OF TIME!!
yooseung: AND THE ROMANS!!! OR WHOEVER INVENTED IT!!!
noah: cos its easier to pin the blame on you rather than on the abstract concept of time itself duh
noah: problem...?
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stefan: is it...
stefan: math?
stefan: no. geography. because, like, the world.. geo..
stefan: i didn't get good grades, don't leave it to me
noah: no no i dont think its math cos there's no weird little symbols like x^2 or whatever
noah: ...
noah: what were we talking about again....?
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yooseung: hey
yooseung: heard ure sexy 🤨🤨🤨
noah: now why use those emojis
noah: i dont like ur tone
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Ive never solved a rubicks cube its fine. Im fine. Im happy and I will live a long and peaceful and prosperous life.
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deuykh:
holden tried his hardest to be unphased — lips pressed together in a thin line as he looked down at the very clean, white plate sitting in front of you. “i can’t believe you’re actually going to convince me to pay for this on account of my love for you.” he shook his dark head, shifting to and fro in his seat.
was he actually going to pay for today’s meal? a soft sigh left his lips - he adored noah. holden fished out his phone, logged into his bank app, and looked at his account balance. a small frown furrowed between his brows. “how much cash you got on you?” he asked the other. my dad cut off my money again this month and i don’t know if i can afford to pay… shame and dread filled holden’s soul, and he clicked his phone off before stuffing it in his front jean pocket again.
“ i don’t think it counts as convincing, ” they quickly pipe up, and just as fast a somewhat malicious undertone appears on his smile. “ ‘cause i didn’t even have to try. you just love me that much ! ”
at the question, noah has to pause chewing on a french fry to focus on fishing a poorly preserved ten out of their pocket instead. it’s wrinkled and if you squint it’s torn at the lower left corner, but that’s really no one’s business other than his own. “ uhh... just a ten. good enough ? ” his response is somewhat sheepish, and is accompanied by a shrug. “ i think i should have another dollar in my other pocket... ”
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HOLDEN: ... sure.
HOLDEN: noah, ur not high or anything, right?
HOLDEN: because lemme tell u - it isn't worth it.
noah: so what if i am? myob
noah: ....just kidding. i wish
noah: its an interesting thought tho isnt it? like
noah: we think we have control of everything sometimes but we actually really dont. our control is limited and thats SO scary to me like
noah: it just is ok? i think its fucked up that life really is in the hands of destiny. or well maybe not destiny. im not sure i believe in that. but i dont think the future is directly in our hands either. its so messed up right
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every now and again i feel the need to remind myself that my life is never too deeply rooted in anything. a fresh start is as simple as making the decision to start anew.
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𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 !
the last five years went by and anika thought that she would have gotten comfortable with the slow pace of a small town by now. but perhaps she missed the hustle and bustle of l.a., constantly shutting down the posers and haters of the world now resorted solely online. anika missed the cat fights. letting out a sigh, she pushed her obnoxiously large gucci sunglasses over her eyes and climbed out of her tesla. dripped to the nines, she was on her way to work that morning when she bumped into a blurring individual and knocked her off balance. “excuse me?!” she spat. “it’s eight o’clock in the morning and i haven’t even had my coffee. can you seriously watch where the fuck you’re going?”
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assuming noah will one day be a morning person is akin to waiting for hell to freeze over, a fact further evidenced by the bags under his eyes ( you know how in every household there’s a plastic bag full of other plastic bags ? yeah, that’s how bad it is ) and the comically large energy drink they carry.
everything goes into stop-motion mode once he collides against someone, though. there’s the energy drink escaping his grip and spilling over, there’s his bag falling to the floor, and pretty much the only thing needed to complete the montage is some classical music.
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at first, noah doesn’t quite process the other’s words.
. . . and once they do, noah doesn’t do much more than blink a couple times looking thoroughly unimpressed. then, after a brief pause, “ i was, but i don’t think you were. can you actually see anything out of those glasses, anyway ? ”
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" now that’s a pretty good question ! i’m sooo glad you asked, ” is noah’s answer, and he vaguely sounds like an overly saccharine popstar giving an interview. following it is a murmur of, ‘that’s disgusting, holden,’ but other than that he doesn’t seem to give it much thought and goes right back to taking another sip of his soda. mmm. fizzy.
and next, wearing a grin he doesn’t have much right to bear, “ you are, ‘cause the occasion is ‘holden loves me very very much and so he’s gonna pay for my meal and drinks for no reason other than to be nice’. isn’t that right ? ”
𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 !
holden wiped his lips with the paper napkin. “so…” he started, trying to hold in a burp and failed immensely. out came the bellowing mouth-gas and it reeked. holden gave the other a pitiful glance before continuing. “who’s paying for all of this exactly?” his brows pinched together as he rubbed his very full stomach. “you never told me what the occasion was. why are we eating and drinking so much tonight?”
@foolsstarters
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yohan: are you okay?
yohan: it sounds like you're in a knife fight with a calendar
noah: KNIFE FIGHT??????? who the hell do u think i am
noah: of course id use scissors everyone knows thats the most effective weapon against a calendar
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cutie ♡
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charlie: that IS fucked
charlie: has it really been a year or are we living in a simulation
noah: i dont think we are but thats just cos if we were then theyd probably program us to not be able to question if we live in a simulation you know?
noah: OR
noah: maybe theyre letting us question it EXACTLY because if we are able to ask this then we wont think were living in a simulation
noah: did that even make any sense i had too much sugar in my coffee this morning
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stefan: woah.
stefan: that's, like, mindblowing, bud.
stefan: can you believe the sun turns around the whole earth every year?
stefan: wait. i think i messed that up
noah: exactly..... EXACTLY
noah: wait wasnt it that the earth wasnt rotating on its own axis or something
noah: idk man i always fell asleep in geography class -__-
noah: or wait. maybe that was science class
noah: anyways......
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hana: that is how time works, noah
hana: but i do get what you mean. this year seems to have gone real quick
noah: ok then riddle me this
noah: if that's how time works. then why does it feel like december was forever ago even though it's just been like 3 months
noah: my theory is that some months are actually longer than others but Big Calendar is hiding that from us
noah: now i have no idea why they would do that. but i just know they would every single company ever is absolutely evil and big calendar is no exception
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holden: time works like that, my friend. what are you going to do with it? 🤔
noah: nothing
noah: because in the grand scheme of things we are like... powerless you know? time keeps going and waits for no one
noah: and i think thats kinda cool in a way but also its terrifying!!!!
noah: i had to write terrifying like 5 times cos i kept spelling it wrong btw
noah: i wonder what that says about me
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mitsukifm:
📲 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗼 : 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙖𝙝
7:30 ? i thought it was 8:30
so i’m totally not lying down on the sofa right now…
let me get ready right now, damn…
are you sure we didn’t say 8:30??
new message to: insurance telemarketer
????????????
you have problems
serious ones, actually
i kinda wanna take a nap do u think i’ll wake up before 7:30.......
( sent )
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