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#bristolsecretticket #bristolrenaissancefaire (at Bristol Renaissance Faire)

#bristolrenaissancefaire #bristolsecretticket

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Every Amazon package you receive feels like a present even though you know what you are getting.

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Do you ever lowkey hate yourself because of the mistakes you make? Not even the big ones, just a collection of small fuck ups... And you feel like your friends and family have come to expect this of you, so you're permanently stuck with this label?

#Depression #fuck ups #self hate

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do you ever watch a video back of yourself and just, find yourself immensely annoying? 

#self #annoying #video #i just realized that i hate myself

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OH MY GOD. 

so im reading looking for alaska, and im going along and everythings going good, thinking that the days are the countdown until he gets with alaska, and then NOPE. 

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. 

JOHN GREEN WHY?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!??! 

SUCH A PLOT TWIST I SWEAR 

i mean i shouldve expected it after reading tfios, but still... 

god damn

i need a hug... 

#john green #fishingboatproceeds #looking for alaska #tfios #feels

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hey haha um would you tell em about losing your v card im thinking about it this weekend and would like to hear what you went through. if youre comfortable of course

DONT DO IT IN THE CAR/PUBLIC PLACE. 

i lost mine in a car in the woods and afterwards soME CREEPER CAME OUT OF THE TREES IN FRONT OF OUR CAR AND HE WAS WATCHING US THE ENTIRE TIME AND LITERALLY ASKED TO SEE MY TITS. 

so yeah, use a condom/ birth control and dont fucking do it in a public place. 

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If I get the smallest object visible by the human eye and split it in half, would the two halfs just vanish into thin air as I’m looking at them?

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Dan, filming Phil's crotch: wow, that's impressive

Dan: and now for the golden bit. Phil, turn around

Dan, filming Phil's butt: wow

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any guesses as to who he’s looking at

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don’t eat it you’ll get salmonella / x

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the concern for dil in the phandom is growing

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this took me like 10 minutes u better appreciate it

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I’d hire him.

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“If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize how special you are to me.” -Anonymous